February 09, 2005


Don't Forget Poland

Ahh, when we were all so young and stupid. We thought that, well, we'd forgotten Poland. It took the RighteousRath™ of Beloved Leader to bring our attention back to Poland. We'd forgotten, but he hadn't. Now it looks like Hubble falls into the sea, but Poland will not be forgotten!

President Bush told President Aleksander Kwasniewski of Poland on Wednesday that he would ask Congress for $100 million to modernize the Polish military, part of a program of support for a new NATO ally that has more than 2,000 soldiers in Iraq.
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In the interview, Mr. Kwasniewski, who leaves office in December, also said he had advised Mr. Bush not to act unilaterally against Iran in the current standoff over its nuclear program.

"My advice was simple," he said, sipping tea in Blair House, across the street from the White House, after his lunch with Mr. Bush. "I am absolutely against taking action by one side only. I said this," he said, and Mr. Bush, he said, seemed to agree.

Note to the not-too-be-forgotten: Prez Kwasniewski make sure you have that check for a hundred mill before boarding at Dulles. Preznit Perpetual Failure is apt to forget and leave it in the same place as he put the checks for African AIDS relief, Pell Grants, NCLB and VA benefits.

And Prez Kwasniewski, if when he comes to Europe he compliments your country in any way, just go on home and forget he ever mentioned the 100 BIG, because it's a sure sign that Preznit Coprolith Brains already has. We all know that from experience.
posted by Jo Fish on 02.09.05 at 11:50 PM





Comments:

When will the Polish realize that Bush Jr. just doesn't have any polish?

 posted by: Shag from Brookline on 02.10.05 at 06:33 AM [permalink]

I think the citizens of Bamm? are still waiting for their earthquake assistance funds.

posted by: merl on 02.10.05 at 10:59 AM [permalink]

That's OK, we don't need Hubble, with its "junk science" about the universe being billions and billions of years old.

Go to the Grand Canyon. Drop by the book store there (operated by the US Park Service, a branch of the Interior Dept.) You'll find a book stating that the Grand Canyon was formed during the Great Flood. It's official. The US Gummint has declared that the planet is only 6,000 years old.

 posted by: Lurch on 02.10.05 at 01:34 PM [permalink]

Well, let's see, for $100,000,000.00, Poland is going to keep about 1,700 soldiers in Iraq (after a planned reduction of forces this month). So, that works out to a payment of $58,823.53 per Polish soldier. Do our own soldiers make this much? I somehow doubt it.

I wonder how much we would have paid Morocco for the mine-defusing monkeys?

 posted by: Nickerson on 02.10.05 at 03:25 PM [permalink]

I hope he cashes that check right after he gets it. The way things are looking with our economy, the bribes, I mean assistance, to the bribed and suckers, I mean our allies, are going to be bouncing soon.

 posted by: suburbanrefugee on 02.11.05 at 01:56 PM [permalink]

Maybe he is extorting Bush. Probably has found an Auschwitz document mentioning a money flow to papa Prescott.

Have we forgot about Poland? It's 1939 all over! Oilraq is the new Prussia to free for the Aryan way of life.


 posted by: Mr. Murder on 02.13.05 at 09:37 PM [permalink]


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