Hear about the newest thing? The movie about the movie "Deep Throat"? At the recent opening in New York, lotsa luminaries from Hollywood showed up and some from the local area too, like Judith Regan. Who was there as an "expert" of sorts. Dear Judith, former paramour of Bernie "Falling faster than an rock into the sun" Kerik, who has just published a book by Jenna Jameson on being a porn star had this to say:
As a young woman, she said, she was not one of the thousands of sensation-seekers who dutifully lined up at the World Theater, on West 49th Street, where "Deep Throat" was first shown. She added that she learned about Ms. Jameson from her son, who dropped out of his M.I.T. fraternity because Ms. Jameson's videos were all the fraternity brothers were interested in watching.
So, having mommy allegedly boinking a married guy was within the realm of "family values", but watching Jenna Jameson at the frat house was too much for gentle Regan the Younger. Learning that mommy published her book will certainly have him in therapy until he's 60.
So the bottom line here, and I say that with a straight face, is that our Judith never watched porn, she just lives on selling it. Truly a Family Values republican. Someone call the General.
posted by Jo Fish on 02.10.05 at 12:12 AM
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Maybe Bernie will be coming out with a tell-all book about his relationship with Judith Regan that will emulate "Deep Throat". I wonder if Judith will be the publisher? Movie rights? For a title, how about "Deeper Throat". Swallow that, Judith!
posted by: Shag from Brookline on 02.10.05 at 06:32 AM [permalink]
"Feb. 8, 2005 - While its previous owners considered adult entertainment "immoral," Adelphia Communications Corp., the country's fifth-largest cable television provider, last week became the first to offer hard-core adult films on pay-per-view to its subscribers."...............
"According to the Center for Responsive Politics, Comcast Cable has given millions in political donations since 1998. The national Republican Party committees are its biggest organizational recipient, with donations totaling $851,000. President Bush is its biggest individual recipient with $109,000 in donations.
Adelphia has given $166,000 to Republican committees, $17,000 to conservative Rep. John Peterson, R-Pa., and $12,000 to Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., one of the most conservative members of the Senate."
http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/print?id=478984
Its a great game where you have some Repukes get the public rived up about the moral decline of modern society, and that in order to stop that decline you must vote Republican. All the while other Republicans throw more fuel on the fire by distributing even more porn, which proves the supposedly Anti-Porn Repubs point about our declining values.
Its a quaisi-morality play pyramid scheme.
