February 17, 2005


Another entry in the "duh!" files

It was a common article of faith, I seem to recall out here in the left side of blogtopia (y! sctw!) that the whole Mess in Mesopotamia would become THE recruiting ground for al-Qaeda in the middle east. Well, hate to say "I told you so" but...

The insurgency in Iraq continues to baffle the U.S. military and intelligence communities, and the U.S. occupation has become a potent recruiting tool for al Qaeda and other terrorist groups, top U.S. national security officials told Congress yesterday.

"Islamic extremists are exploiting the Iraqi conflict to recruit new anti-U.S. jihadists," CIA Director Porter J. Goss told the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.

I guess that Goss either says things like this when he's pretty sure that Preznit Rhetorical Retard is out cutting brush or asleep. Because talking like that could get his ass sent to the old CIA directors home unceremoniously...why, you'd almost think that someones policies might have been at [gasp] fault. A mistake might have been made. Wait for it, Elizabeth, I'm comin' to join ya...the rapture is here!

Donnie, on the other hand is pretty sure that all is well...remain calm. I hear he always liked the part of Chip Diller in Animal House.

Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld told the House Armed Services Committee that he has trouble believing any of the estimates of the number of insurgents because it is so difficult to track them.

Rumsfeld said that the CIA and DIA had differing assessments at different times but that U.S. intelligence estimates of the insurgency are "considerably lower" than a recent Iraqi intelligence report of 40,000 hard-core insurgents and 200,000 part-time fighters. Rumsfeld told Rep. Ike Skelton (Mo.), the committee's ranking Democrat, that he had copies of the CIA and DIA estimates but declined to disclose them in a public session because they are classified.

Because you know, the terrorists have no idea that there are others like them so, shhhhh, don't let on we know. Putz.

Truly, Rumsfeld is an imbecile. I'm guessing that he's still referring to them as "dead enders", and refuses to believe than any will stand up to him and Beloved Leader.

After the hearing, Rumsfeld told reporters that he did not mean to be "dismissive" of the intelligence reports.

"People are doing the best that can be done, and the fact is that people disagree," he said. ". . . It's not clear to me that the number is the overriding important thing."

In a later briefing, an aide to Rumsfeld announced that the new military forces command in Iraq would be known as MAC-I after today, and that details of body counts and "dead enders" would be passed out in a daily (except Sunday) press briefing at 5PM Iraq Standard Time, so that it could make the morning newscasts in the States.

That is all.

posted by Jo Fish on 02.17.05 at 12:03 AM





Comments:

The money shot quote. Such fabulous candor!

posted by: Mr. Murder on 02.17.05 at 01:49 AM [permalink]



Gasp! Finally! Another MAC and a 5 o'clock follies!

Victory is within our grasps now.

posted by: Lurch on 02.17.05 at 07:18 AM [permalink]



And somewhere in Hanoi, an elderly ex-VC is laughing his ass off.

posted by: suburbanrefugee on 02.17.05 at 02:16 PM [permalink]



Donald McRumsfeld happy meal- Big MAC, side order of Bechtel fries, patriotic beverage to wash it all down with.

posted by: Mr. Murder on 02.18.05 at 03:55 AM [permalink]






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