March 13, 2005


Potential 1600 Crew Hall of Famer

Is it only a matter of time before they start putting portraits of the nutjobs on the walls of the West Wing? An end-timer who morted himself and seven followers has got to be a nominee in good standing.

Terry Ratzmann, the man who police say killed seven people and then himself during a church service, was a member of the Living Church of God, a denomination that focuses on "end-time" prophecies.
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He advised members to gather emergency food supplies and follow government instructions on how to prepare for an emergency. He also warned about a coming "financial emergency" and cited an article from the San Francisco Chronicle about the financial fallout as baby boomers retire.
With thinking like that, he'd have been a shoe-in for a guest spot speaking on "BamboozaPalooza-The Social Security Lying Tour '05". All he'd have had to do was sign the loyalty oath and drink the Kool Aid...wait ixnay on the ool-aid Kay, I think he already did.

posted by Jo Fish on 03.13.05 at 01:54 PM





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Maybe he got tired of waiting around for the Lord.

posted by: Grotesqueticle on 03.13.05 at 07:36 PM [permalink]



Mercy killings. After all they're in a better place now. Somehwere no preaching happens...

posted by: Mr. Murder on 03.16.05 at 10:33 AM [permalink]






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