I see you are thinking along the same lines I've been thinking. But instead of the Prezdent or Jebby calling in Special Forces for a surgical extraction, how about......

Several more solutions the Repugnicans haven't considered for the Terri Schiavo case:

1) Per their subpoena attempt to have Mrs. Schiavo appear before Congress, Repugnicans in the Justice Department can have FBI agents raid Terri's room and whisk her away so she can be placed in the "witness protection program."

2) The Repugnicans in Homeland Security can declare Terri an "enemy combatant," or terrorism supporter, and have her renditioned to some top-secret foreign location to be held incognito indefinitely, out of the reach of those pesky, rule-of-law state and federal judges.

3) Bush could appoint her to a top-level position in his administration. Hey, who would notice another "brain-dead" Bush appointee among the so many that are already there? U.N. ambassador Terri Schiavo. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? And I bet she would do a better job than Bolton. At least, anyway, she couldn't do worse. Or how about U.S. Federal Judge Terri Schiavo? Or national security adviser Terri Schiavo? Hey, some people have made the observation that Bush and the top-levels of his administration were in a "persistent vegetative state" before the 9/11 attacks. She'd fit right in.

I know, I know, nominating Terri Schiavo for any position would be a tough sell, probably even tougher than Bush trying to sell his Social Security privatization scam. But I heard the Repugnicans are getting desperate. I wonder how desperate?

Gee, I'm just trying to be helpful. Do I have to do all the Repugnicans thinking for them, or what? Oh, I forgot, most of them are "brain dead" automatons anyway who let people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Tom Delay, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and Karl Rove do their thinking for them already.

I've been informed that referring to them as things like Repugnicans is hurting the cause. Try Idiotic Republicans, instead, or the Republican Theocracy.

We need to destroy the brand name....

If nothing else, the self - immolation which the Republicans are carrying out demonstrates that, as with Iraq, they launched into something without having the faintest idea as to what motivates their target audience.

As with the Sunnis, Shiites, et. al. the hard core evangelicals which Karl has been pandering to aren't about political compromise (or any kind of compromise at all for that matter).

Their eyes are only focused upwards -- on 72 virgins, or the Rapture, or whatever.

For them, this is purely Good vs. Evil, and there can be no acceptable outcome other than the total triumph of Good over Evil. Anything else -- doing a deal, striking a balance, in other words, political compromise -- is just Satan's way of winning.

If the whole country was made up of such zealots, then Karl's calculations would have been correct (but we'd be a theocracy then anyway).

But the country isn't, and now the majority in this country is maybe, just maybe, starting to figure out just how big a train wreck the last five years have been.

This could be interesting.

Time for another terror alert.

Paging Obergruppenfuehrer Ridge....please pick up a white (natually) courtesy phone.

A repuke called for such on the floor of Congress already. Posse Commitatus has no bearing to these Jesus freaks.

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