March 29, 2005


Teenybopper Wingnuts

Fair is fair. TBogg gets to bust on the Virgin Ben, and via Seb who has fun with Kyle Williams from time to time at Sadly, No! I found a Teenage Wingnut to have some fun with. Meet Christian Hartsock. Who? Well, he's certainly a young healthy-looking 18-year old man...(guess where I'm going with THAT...1-800-GO-GUARD)

Anyhow, our young Mr. Hartsock is doing well in our first encounter with him, writing a column that shows absolutely no regard for either the truth or real fact-checking:

Liberals are now assuring us that the only reason the president and the Republicans decided to push this bill was to pander to their religious right constituents and score some sort of political victory. The New York Times accused President Bush of "intruding into the sufferings of the Schiavo family," insisting that the move was "directed not at the bulk of the populace, but at their base vote among the evangelical and fundamentalist conservatives who have been demanding greater deference since working to deliver Republican victories last year." Maureen Dowd explained that the real intention of the Bush administration in this endeavor is "to pander to religious fundamentalists who want to dictate how the government should be run."
Yeah, Christiam please disregard that inconvenient memo about Terri Schiavo a "great political issue" or the Bugman's remarks to the Crush Freedom Council (aka The Family Research Council). Next, our young lad starts down the path towards getting himself a well-deserved lawsuit from Michael Schiavo:
It evidently never occurred to liberals to think twice about why Michael Schiavo is so adamantly pressing to subject his wife to this much-anticipated "mercy killing." Surely it's not for the $1 million in medical malpractice suit awards which he stands to inherit after Terri's death. Let's not be too cynical.
Never mind the fact that there's no money left there, our lad completely missed the math part of the million-dollar equation: Terri was awarded $700,000 for her future medical expenses and Michael $300,000 for "loss of consortium", because unlike republicans, I doubt Michael enjoys or seeks out consortium with the brain-damaged. So, hmmmm...facts? Christian don't need no stinking facts, he just makes it up as he goes along. How original. IANAL, but I have to wonder if there's some sort of claim for slander/libel, whatever here...claiming that Michael Schiavo is in it for the money sure seems like a reckless disregard for the truth...

Which ivy league school will our Young Mr. Hartsock be attending after his tour of duty in Southwest Asia as a member of the Armed Forces?

Oh, no plans to eat MRE's in the sand?

Next year, he'll be attending Brooks Institute of Photography, a film school in Ventura, California. His columns have been printed in various publications, including Political Vanguard, World Magazine, Free Republic, Newsbull, The Daily-Times Post, The Sierra Times, Reality Check, The Piedmonter, The Piedmont Highlander, The Montclarion, and The Contra-Costa Times.
Any of you left-coasters want to send his CV to the local recruiters? I'm sure that they can help him find a way to pay for his higher edumaction at Brooks Institute of Photography...or is he possibly a [gasp]

Chickenhawk?

posted by Jo Fish on 03.29.05 at 06:15 PM





Comments:

Holy crap. Isn't that almost ran Alan Keyes website?

That'd be an rebuttal almost worth writing. Naaaaa.

posted by: Barndog on 03.29.05 at 08:22 PM [permalink]



He posts on a conservative website (pundit?) so if you can get him to go 1-800-GO-GUARD -- might he be -- gasp -- #1 FOR THE HALL???!!!

It's a stretch, I know. But I check here every day for that first name. Hope springs eternal.

posted by: firedoglake on 03.29.05 at 08:42 PM [permalink]



I believe in compromise, and it's this: if the parents want to try to improve her condition via daily, diligent therapy, at their expense, why not let them?

I don't take the word of doctors or experts on *either* side as final -- that's the crux of my problem with this case, and I'm a fierce independent.

Look at motive and opportunity: what ill motive could the parents have for at least trying to help their daughter? And I do NOT believe Michael's goal is money, not at all...but he does strike me as a very bad, ugly individual, spiteful and calculating to the core. Experts be damned. Why is handing her over to the care of her parents so wrong? What harm would be done by him petitioning the courts to grant them a conditional authority, to be reviewed in 1-2 years' time? At which point it could be revisited by the courts? He seems never to have been open to this option of therapy at the hands of others. I think he's hiding something. Maybe I'm wrong. Trolls piss off now.

posted by: OTB on 03.29.05 at 08:46 PM [permalink]



OTB, that's interesting. A man spends seven years and ALL THE MONEY HE WAS GIVEN trying to bring his wife back from a vegetative state. Then, after everything that was tried, including putting electrodes in her head so they could give her electric stimulation from the inside, he comes to the conclusion that nothing will work. He petitions the courts to decide on her behalf because he believes that she would not want this state to be her permanent condition. He proceeds according to the law, gives no nasty interview, sends out no fundraisers, does not surround himself with radical would-be murderers, does not sell access to donors.
Yes, he's a bad, ugly individual. Which seems to translate: he's not the kind of christian I like.

posted by: Emma on 03.30.05 at 11:34 AM [permalink]



Some of those names seemed familiar...

Christian Hartsock's biography is here http://www.commonvoice.com/columnist.asp?id=835
Lots to chew one here. heheheh

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The Sierra Times
http://www.sierratimes.com/

They seem to be mainly concerned with keeping our borders safe (and we know what that is code for) and yes! GUNS, GUNS, GUNS!! If only everyone owned 2 or 26 guns we’d be a safer country.

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Political Vanguard
http://www.politicalvanguard.com/

Strange site. Superficially seems like just another Level III winger site. Guest Commentary by Michael Barone? Hmmmmm They have a section “Shadowing Hillary” and an “Arnold Watch” where they report somewhat accurately on der Gropinator’s anti-union, anti-worker, anti-liberal legislative plans for the Great Bear Republic, however, of course, they discuss it in a very positive and adulatory tone.

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Contra Coaster Times, Piedmonter and Montclarion are all from the same printing press:
http://ccn.pursuedbybear.com/advert/hills_montclarion.php

” The Montclarion is published twice weekly, on Tuesday and Friday. The Piedmonter is published weekly on Friday. Both are distributed in neighborhoods with a median household income of $70,000 or more.

Ya know those little papers in plastic bags that some doofus throws on your driveway once or twice a week that you run over 4 or 5 times with your car and then curse when the sprinklers wet the thing and you finally get around to picking up the soggy, dripping mess and tossing it in the trashcan, while avoiding the drips that could stain yer pants? Well, at least they’re free, and worth every penny you pay for them.

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Reality Check
http://therealitycheck.org/

Another wing of the winger noise machine. Random sample articles: “The Judicial fight against God and the people” “The ACLU vs America” “It’s time Hollywood gave up its love affair with Communism” “Unions lack the moral credibility to challenge Social Security reform”; and, of course, “Terri Schiavo: Judicial Murder”


OH-kay..... I think we see the picture, but it's out of focus.

posted by: Lurch on 03.30.05 at 03:18 PM [permalink]



Sounds like a b-list actor/columnist who would benefit from McCartheyism... wonder how much Money they paid him if Amrstrong Williams got six figures?

This link is not work-safe, quite graphic. Perhaps his suit and tied, blonde hair blue eyed punditry should become a reporter embed.


Iraq's going so well that he should be there with his 101st keyboard certification.

posted by: Mr. Murder on 03.31.05 at 01:16 PM [permalink]



No no, Mr Murder. 101st keyboarders don't ACTUALLY GO TO Iraq to cover the war. That might mean they'll actually have to experience the effects of a bonafide WAR ZONE.

Last I heard, 101st fighting keyboarder certifications are only given, if you promise to stay in the states, are gay, and pretend to be a journalist.

Oh yeah, and only if you act hard core like if you met a Marine or a Ranger, or maybe watched a movie or something like that.

posted by: Barndog on 04.02.05 at 03:45 AM [permalink]






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