May 28, 2005


Memorialize This

Preznit Equine Ejaculation:

"Our citizens live in freedom because patriots are willing to serve and sacrifice for our liberty," Bush said Saturday in his weekly radio address.
STATEMENT OF INTENT

"I, GEORGE WALKER BUSH, UPON SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF PILOT TRAINING PLAN TO RETURN TO MY UNIT AND FULFILL MY OBLIGATION TO THE UTMOST OF MY ABILITY. I HAVE APPLIED FOR PILOT TRAINING WITH THE GOAL OF MAKING FLYING A LIFETIME PURSUIT AND I BELIEVE I CAN BEST ACCOMPLISH THIS TO MY OWN SATISFACTION BY SERVING AS A MEMBER OF THE AIR NATIONAL GUARD AS LONG AS POSSIBLE."

/s/
GEORGE WALKER BUSH

"Lt Bush has not been observed at this unit during the period of report. A civilian occupation made it necessary for him to move to Montgomery Alabama. He cleared this base on 15 May 1972 and has been performing equivalent training in a non flying status with the 187 Tac Recon Gp, Dannelly ANG Base, Alabama."
On Monday, he will lay a wreath at Arlington National Cemetery to pay tribute to those he said made the ultimate sacrifice.
The one place this low-life rat-fucking deserting no-load piece of shit does not need to ever go is Arlington. What a disgrace. Let Poppy do it. At least GHWB had some honor in War, and somewhat less in Peace. Until he spent the sperm that become the Preznit Blastocyst American.

Oh, and just when do the twin sperm receptacles Jenna and Not-Jenna join the "two difficult missions: defeat the terrorists and transform the U.S. military to meet the threats of the 21st century."?

Hmmmm?
posted by Jo Fish on 05.28.05 at 11:42 AM





Comments:

The Twins are serving as DNA repositories in case there is a need to devlop stronger strains.

They're collecting from a broad pool of potential donors. Anything with two legs and a bank account, join the fun:

Get.In.Line.

Take.A.Number.

And to think, 200 years from now they'll put up sidewalk placards engraved in gold that say "Jenna and/or Not-so Jenna barfed here".

Nah-shun-all treasures they are.

Of course they take after mom, besty Ross with kneepads. Just wrap a flag 'round her face and, well not while she's driving, or she might run over you...

 posted by: Mr.Murder on 05.29.05 at 05:42 AM [permalink]

My thoughts exactly.

 posted by: merlallen on 05.31.05 at 01:02 AM [permalink]

A-fucking-men!!!!!

 posted by: LQ on 05.31.05 at 10:27 AM [permalink]

Amen, although the "sperm receptacle" bit was a little much. There's plenty to criticize about George Junior without getting to his kids.

posted by: Tony Goins on 05.31.05 at 02:22 PM [permalink]

correction: "Swallow and not-swallow" is what they're called in DC circles...

 posted by: Mr.Murder on 05.31.05 at 05:45 PM [permalink]

correction then, friend: In DC circles "swallow and not-swallow" are their names.

 posted by: Mr.Murder on 05.31.05 at 05:48 PM [permalink]

I agree. Georgie just showing up at Arlington Cemetery besmirched all the veterans buried there. His showing up there was just as if he had crapped over all their graves, or pissed on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

And now apparently Daddy Bush wants Jebbie to follow in Georgie's footsteps, so that Jebbie can crap on all of our nation's veterans, too.

Too bad we can't outsource the Bush White House for the remaining years of his evil empire-building. It might actually clear the air in Washington, and dramatically lessen the foul stench emanating from there. Oh, wait, that'd take an act of congress, and they're up to their skinny necks in Bush's crap, too.

 posted by: The Oracle on 06.01.05 at 05:41 AM [permalink]


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