Note to all you he-men, self-reliant, macho conservatives who "just want Gubmint" out of your lives...it's time to either take back your party or switch. Because the era of Huuuuge Government is here, and it's coming for you (and your offspring).

The program is provoking a furor among privacy advocates. The new database will include personal information including birth dates, Social Security numbers, e-mail addresses, grade-point averages, ethnicity and what subjects the students are studying.

According to the Federal Register notice, the data will be open to "those who require the records in the performance of their official duties." It said the data would be protected by passwords.

The system also gives the Pentagon the right, without notifying citizens, to share the data for numerous uses outside the military, including with law enforcement, state tax authorities and Congress.

And we all know that no congresscriminal on behalf of some contributor would ever pass a law allowing said contributor to have access to all that data just languishing around, would they SENATOR BIDEN, PA LLC a wholly-owned and operated subsidiary of the Banking Industry. Nope, never happen. Not.

Let's see, bet SOME of the passwords protecting the data will be mmmm, 'ContributeCash!', 'junket', 'boondoggle', and 'joebiden'. Just sayin'.