With nothing better to do, like you know budgetary oversight, instigating impeachement proceedings against Preznit Stolen Election, or any other worthwhile stuff like making sure soldiers have body armor before the NRA gets to write the legislative agenda...congress has passed this worthy bit o' legislation, rewriting the line of succession to the White House:
The Senate approved a bill Tuesday to raise the homeland security secretary from last to eighth place in the presidential line of succession, just after the attorney general.
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The Constitution ... requires that the president be a natural-born citizen, so Gutierrez, born in Cuba, and Chao, born in Taiwan, would be ineligible.
That provision should also rule out Condi, Donny and Crashcart, since they were obviously born in FantasyLand.
posted by Jo Fish on 07.28.05 at 11:31 PM
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verr funny line bout condi et al. i try to read yer site ever day, sir, so this here comment is meant to let ye know ye keep at lease one reader innertaind.