August 07, 2005


Return of the Mid-Term Follies

The 1600 Crew is starting to look more and more like the old Politburo in Red Square in May Day. The out-of-favor apparatchik was always erased from the pictures of the ruling clique. Beloved Leader's Saturday Radio Saga gave nary a mention to the vanquishing of Evil-Doers in Mesopotamia, despite the bloody last few days that the Ohio Marines have suffered. A lot of good young men will never get to go hang out at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, right near the Navy and Marine Corps Reserve Center in Cleveland again, because well, it's just a cakewalk over there in the Vacationland in the Sand. Now, with the mid-term elections approaching, that same issue that the republicans used to spread lies about honorable Democrats who were not quite sure whether going to Iraq was the right thing to do are looking for ass-cover in a huuuuge way.

In a classified briefing to senior Pentagon officials last month, the top American commander in the Middle East outlined a plan that would gradually reduce American forces in Iraq by perhaps 20,000 to 30,000 troops by next spring, three senior military officers and Defense Department officials said Saturday.
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Senior administration and Pentagon officials, as well as political leaders in both parties, say there is mounting anxiety over the $5 billion-a-month cost of the war, an overtaxed military, dismal recruiting in the Army and National Guard, dwindling public support for the operation, and a steadily growing number of casualties, punctuated this week by the death of 20 marines in two separate attacks in western Iraq.

"When you wake up in the morning and lose 14 marines, people say, 'What's going on?' " said Newt Gingrich, ...
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How and when that handoff will take place is a sensitive issue that Mr. Rumsfeld addressed in a speech in Los Angeles on Thursday. ...
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"We are training the Iraqi security forces as fast as they can be trained," Mr. Rumsfeld said. "We are passing off pieces of real estate to the Iraqis as fast as they're capable of taking it over."

Yeah, really Newtie? You Chickenhawk fuck. Notice of course, that Neither Newtie nor anyone in his immediate family or circle jerk of like-minded friends is in any danger of being in harms way anywhere near anything more serious than an Espresso machine explosion at the local K-Street coffee bar.

As noted here and elsewhere, training Iraqi troops probably consists of "This your rifle, this is your gun; one's for killing the other for fun...and boys don't run off and join the insurgents at least until our Freedom Flight has left, we wouldn't want to make Prezint Lying Fuck look toooo bad, after all, you'll get all the MRE's and bottled water you can eat, drink or sell to your neighbors when we're gone...". The mid-term elections will determine the exact readiness level of the Iraqi Security Forces, you know it's true...strange how that works out, isn't it?

posted by Jo Fish on 08.07.05 at 02:19 AM





Comments:

I think I'm starting to see the 1600 Crew's plan: by next year they will be the "peace party" that has begun to bring our troops home after the "mission in Iraq has really been accomplished this time" and the world is made safe for all again--and any problems during and after this process can be blamed on the old GOoper target, the Clintons. Could a medal for Rove be far behind? And this will be greeted by mainstream media with praise.

posted by: Nina on 08.07.05 at 02:01 PM [permalink]



This post about not mentioning the war struck a nerve with me. My father-in-law is a real right-winger and gets the definitely right-of-center US News and World Report. I was perusing the issues of the last few months and there are **no articles about how the war in Iraq is going.** If you relied on that magazine to get your news, you wouldn't even know a war is going on.

Mr. Ed

posted by: Mr. Ed on 08.07.05 at 10:33 PM [permalink]






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