Because everything changed on 9/11. You people lost all your rights to economic or future security, so kiss your "right" to privacy good-bye, along with Social Security. We need that money to pay the bills, since we gave a lot of tax breaks to ourselves. And no right to privacy because we need to keep an eye on you, lest you start wondering why we put sandpaper on the dildo.
posted by: Lurch on 08.22.05 at 11:46 AM [permalink]
You realize you are all freaking brilliant today, don't you? I have been laughing continuously for a couple of hours now, since I've only just been able to catch up on all of the shenanigans. I cannot even contemplate how amazingly easily this shows everyone what it would be like if liberals were consistently as far out on their limb as the Putsch fellators have been on theirs. It blows all of the synapses to try and think about what it would be like to have everyone on the left sounding almost as shrill (cough) as BartCop on a regular basis.
Thank you all for your efforts. Did everyone co-ordinate which targets to lampoon, or are there a large number of uncomfortable confrontations that match up well? Because, while I see the lockstep mentality of the wrongwingnuts parodied wonderfully, everyone seems to have their own special someone to make fun of. If it was more or less done by chance it only adds to the karmic impact of the exercise.
