August 26, 2005


VBen Reductio ad absurdum

So I was waiting for the VBen to publish his second installment in his Chickenhawk follies. And he doesn't disappoint.

Shorter VBen:

There's no way on the planet that a 100KT nuke could get me out of Hahvahd Law and Cambridge
VBen's theorem is that all "lefties" are traitorous scum, unable to understand and unworthy to carry out the noble mission of his Beloved Leader's foreign policy objectives.

He calls all dissent from the left "unAmerican" and especially those who call for the enlistment of Jenna and Not-Jenna. Because their sacrifice in the GWOT/GSAVE is in coming home from a drunken spree at 2AM not 4, and not buying any French designer couture.

VBen then says that

Deciding to enter the armed services isn't a choice the left understands, but it is a choice -- an honorable, brave, praiseworthy choice.
Just not for VBen.

Oh, and Michael Moore? He's still fat.

posted by Jo Fish on 08.26.05 at 12:08 PM





Comments:

Ain't it funny how guys with names like Shapiro, Goldberg and Krauthammer (just for example) seem to make the best fascists these days?

Buncha f!cking chickenhawks, the lot of 'em.

posted by: Mike on 08.26.05 at 12:26 PM [permalink]



There are too many chickenhawks, period. And very often their surnames are nice, clean crisp 'American' names like Bush, Cheney, Robertson, Bennet, Hannity, Lott, Armey, Gingrich... It's like counting sheep to go through them all and I will be asleep having nightmares if I continue.
So a chickenhawk is a type, not a name, and VBen is just another blood-sucking tick gorging on others' real lives.

posted by: Nina on 08.26.05 at 02:03 PM [permalink]



Isn't it interesting how these chickenhawks strive to get into them 'librul' schools such as Harvard Law School? Too bad these schools tend to focus more on how much money a family has to pay, rather than the probability that their graduates will turn on the institution in order to remake it in the neoconservative mold (in the sense of rot).

Worthless vermin. . . and their sole talent seems to be able to frame issues in a manner which turns ordinary Americans into slogan vomiting sheeple, who vote the 'moral' way as told by their 'ministers of the Gospel.'

posted by: smaug on 08.27.05 at 07:39 AM [permalink]



"These are the times which distinguish the real friend of his country from the town-meeting bawler and sunshine patriot. While these are covering their conduct with the thinnest disguises and multiplying excuses to keep them at home, the former steps forth and proclaims his readiness to march." Major General Andrew Jackson, 1912

Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall during a conversation between VBen and President Jackson?

For my money, VBen and his neo-chickenhawk cohorts aren't worth a jigger of lukewarm pus. Terry Kindlon (once a Sgt, USMC)

posted by: TerryKindlon on 08.27.05 at 10:15 AM [permalink]






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