Beloved Leader is going on the air this afternoon to talk about the hurricane, supposedly. I'm betting that after a mad-morning of collating last nights focus-group results it's going to be another new front in the Battle of the Platitude from the 1600 Crew.
My guess about phraseology: "workin' hard", "(we must) lessen our dependance on furrin oil: open ANWR", "FEMA is takin' charge", "I have coordinated with federal authorities to take charge of this disaster" (all the "federal authorities" hope they don't get mentioned by name, since that's a sure-fire road to getting your budget axed by the 1600 Crew).
"Now, watch this drive, I'll be closely watching the sitch from Camp David between naps and bike rides"...
posted by Jo Fish on 08.31.05 at 03:59 PM
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Maybe those of us in the states that haven't been hit hard by the hurricane can perform a synchronised dance in our SUVs for Dear Leader; like KJ Il, it's all about the image.
posted by: Nina on 08.31.05 at 05:19 PM [permalink]
Or should we just wait for the young Republicans to organise a non-Hollywood live-aid concert with Britney Spears at the helm. I know how selfless she is. I guess those libruls don't care.
posted by: Nina on 08.31.05 at 05:22 PM [permalink]
