From that other place on the globe where actual science is being done, by actual scientists who think "ID" is something they need to show the police:
Humans and chimpanzees share "perfect identity" in 96 per cent of their DNA sequence, an international team of scientists reports yesterday.
Homeland Security, FEMA, Northern Command.
Hey, guys, it's Friday. Where are you?
Well, a dangerous, mutant chimp for sure.
Boy, them ID'ers are settin' a lot of store in 4%.
Joe: When you called the codpiece-in-chief "Preznit Piltdown," were you aware that Piltdown Man was also a fraud, or was it just serendipity?
