September 10, 2005


Pure Genius

Whole story about how long it took the unrequited rascist fucks of the 1600 Crew to finally get around to at least getting Micheal "Invented the Fire Truck, I did" Brown out of the areas impacted by the storm. Seems that the 1600 Crew was a-scared to let Beloved Leader actually go have a photo-op with the folks in NOLA, because he might find out he's neither Beloved nor a Leader. So they sent Brownie packing, back to his office by the window, a six-figure salary and a bucket of cold margaritas.

His boss, Michael "Ming the Merciless" Chertoff made this comment:

In Baton Rouge, Mr. Brown appeared briefly at Mr. Chertoff's side before heading back to the capital, where, the secretary said, the director was needed for potential disasters.

"We've got tropical storms and hurricanes brewing in the ocean," Mr. Chertoff said.

Damn, is he one perceptive motherfucker, or what? I mean really...coming up next: DHS Secretary reveals big secrets of Nature: Sun to rise in East, moon revolves around Earth.

posted by Jo Fish on 09.10.05 at 02:46 PM





Comments:

Dept. of So Hopelessly Out Of Touch It Beggars TheImagination:

When Chertoff was standing there making this speech, he was wearing one of those Brooks Brothers polo shirts which had the sheep emblem emblazoned on it, in gold no less.

You just can't make this stuff up.

posted by: fbg46 on 09.10.05 at 05:11 PM [permalink]



BREAKING NEWS: Running a horse show does not qualify you to run FEMA. Unless of course you have connections, and then we can find a nice corner office as soon as we kick out the engineers.

This is the kind of shit we expected from the Soviets at their worst.

posted by: suburban refugee on 09.10.05 at 08:47 PM [permalink]



Did you make up "ming the merciless" ?
It sure struck a cord with me!
Remmembering Ming,Ah the good ol day swhen bad guys wenrt all that bad !

posted by: Carrier vet on 09.10.05 at 11:52 PM [permalink]






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