Whole story about how long it took the unrequited rascist fucks of the 1600 Crew to finally get around to at least getting Micheal "Invented the Fire Truck, I did" Brown out of the areas impacted by the storm. Seems that the 1600 Crew was a-scared to let Beloved Leader actually go have a photo-op with the folks in NOLA, because he might find out he's neither Beloved nor a Leader. So they sent Brownie packing, back to his office by the window, a six-figure salary and a bucket of cold margaritas.

His boss, Michael "Ming the Merciless" Chertoff made this comment:

In Baton Rouge, Mr. Brown appeared briefly at Mr. Chertoff's side before heading back to the capital, where, the secretary said, the director was needed for potential disasters.

"We've got tropical storms and hurricanes brewing in the ocean," Mr. Chertoff said.