This was one of the better moments for beloved leader last week:
In an effort to raise the spirits of the hundreds of thousands who have lost their homes, Bush promised to rebuild devastated areas better than they were before, but at one point focused on the home of a powerful lawmaker.
"Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house — he's lost his entire house — there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch," he said on a tour of the region Friday, drawing nervous laughter.
Some Republicans winced, including one disbelieving congressional aide who said: "Lott? He's focusing on Lott? Surrounded by poor people, he talks about a sitting senator?"
Well, Lott is after all 'his kind of people', Lott was also a collegiate cheerleader and is another of those good old boys who's a beneficiary and key player in the legacy of the republican Southern Strategy.
They were all better off 'cause they're all underprivileged, and the Astrodome was like summer camp...all that stuff those two morons can sit on that rebuilt front porch and reminisce about...
Q: If George Bush were Trent Lott's bitch, would that make him Lott's Wife? Just askin'
posted by Jo Fish on 09.10.05 at 03:29 PM
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No, he would still jus' be a bitch. Still, as a pillar of salt, he would be more valuable.
Depends, montag. I'm pretty sure that particular brand of salt would corrode any water softener it was put in, and do you really want to poison wild deer with it? I'd certainly not use it on my table.
Aha! I have it...grind up the salt and use it to clear the Kennedys' Boston driveways in winter.
posted by: Len on 09.12.05 at 06:50 PM [permalink]
Uh, Oh! "Bush promised to rebuild devastated areas better than they were before..." Is that to be taken as "We'll rebuild your communities better than they were before," or... "We're going to upscale in certain coveted places that have gone undeveloped for too long?"
