Michael Brown, You've Resigned From FEMA, What Are You Going To Do Now?

Well, given that his former roomie got him the FEMA job in the first place, I guess he could hire Brownie, after all he's got a heckuva tag line for his cover letters: Preznit Bunnypanties sez "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job".

On the other hand, there hasn't been resume that's been that thoroughly dissected since Jayson Blair trickfucked the New York Times into believing he was an honest journalist. So if you're Brownie, how do you get a job given that your resume is better known than the Bill of Rights by Abu Gonzales? I mean, c'mon, is anyone going to believe that stuff about actually working at FEMA, much less running it?

Well, I guess there's always [sigh] a right-wing think-tank. In a couple of months when he's no longer hot property, he can start 'rehabilitating' himself, by writing for the Corner and attacking various minor Democrats, while working his way up the talk show circuit. It's already been established he doesn't know a disaster when he sees one, I guess that includes his career. Besides, Preznit Election Fraud still owes him for Florida last year, so he's got that going for him...