September 16, 2005


Bath Toys

In his continuing effort to look like more of a moron than he already is, Falafel O'Loofah has decided that all us "sek-u-lar" progressives want to have sex with ducks. Hmmmph, goes to show what he knows, Canadian Geese are much better, because a little rough goes a long way...and nothing says rough like a pissed-off Goose!

From the September 14 broadcast of Westwood One's The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly:

O'REILLY: The secular progressive movement would like to have marriage abolished, in my opinion. They don't want it, because it is not diverse enough. You know, that's what this gay marriage thing is all about. But now, you know, the poly-amorphous marriage, whatever they call it, you can marry 18 people, you can marry a duck, I mean --

LIS WIEHL (co-host): A duck? Quack, quack.

O'REILLY: Well, why, you know, if you're in love with the duck, who is the society to tell you you can't do that?

This is not the first time that O'Reilly has expressed concern about the threat of marriage with farm animals. He has repeatedly warned that in the future, "[y]ou'll be able to marry a goat."

Poor O'Loofah, since it was made public that he's got a fondness for sub-tropical vines with long coarse holes in them he's just been sort of obsessing about all kinds of inter-species kink, hasn't he?

posted by Jo Fish on 09.16.05 at 05:21 PM





Comments:

I'm a secular humanist and I'm quite happy with my wife... can't say I want sex with Bill O'Reilly or any water fowl that I can think of. Hmmmmmmm. Polls in the past have shown secular humanists have a lower divorce rate the the religously correct. As far as homosexuality goes I was raised on a farm and, boy, are livestock ever degenerate!!!! (I guess they chose the lifestyle. Funny, but they do tend to stick to their own... swine and sheep don't seem to care to hump outside the family...)

posted by: Ray Robinson on 09.16.05 at 09:58 PM [permalink]



Why is it that these people spend so much time on this shit?

Am I the only who sees some projection going on here?

posted by: suburban refugee on 09.16.05 at 11:13 PM [permalink]



My pet goat has the hots for O'Reilly.

posted by: BroD on 09.18.05 at 08:08 AM [permalink]



I really ought to be shocked that someone can say something like that about such a large group of people. I mean, come on.

posted by: Tony on 09.19.05 at 04:29 PM [permalink]






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