Preznit Snot Licker
Preznit Gooey "Santorum"
Preznit Corporate Whore
Preznit Failed Intellect
Preznit Intellectually Inferior
Preznit Fascist Friendly
Preznit Man-Date
Preznit Wasted Semen
Preznit Perpetual Failure
Preznit Coprolith Brains
Preznit Corrupt DNA
Preznit Snot Gobbler
Preznit Reznit Doper
Preznit Rhetorical Retard
Preznit Wasted Days
Preznit Incredibly Insane
Preznit Bad Ideas
Preznit Coke Addled
Preznit Fry'em
Preznit Inherently Evil
Preznit Nitwit
Preznit Corporate $2 Whore
Prezint Prostrated4Dollars
Preznit Absurd
Preznit Unoriginality
Preznit Hides Everything
Preznit Cognitively Challenged
Preznit Lucky Sperm
Preznit Scripted Questions
Preznit Mission Accomplished
Preznit Openly Deserted
Preznit Slime Licker
Preznit Bunnypants
Preznit Turd Slurper
Preznit Gassed'n'Ready
Preznit KravenKristian
Preznit Culture of Life Vulture
Preznit Down Low
Preznit Runnin' Away
Preznit Loves Sum JimmyJeff
Preznit Assclown
Preznit $2 Crack Whore
Preznit Abysmally Amoral
Preznit Pathological Prevaricator
Preznit Wasted Blow
Preznit Morally Bankrupt
Preznit Waste o' Time
Preznit Horse Cranker
Preznit Horse Cock
Preznit Mission-still-not-Accomplished
Preznit Brush Hacker
Preznit Drippy Dick
Preznit Crapfest Commando
Preznit Equine Stroker
Preznit Equine Ejaculation
Preznit Fortunate Embryo
Preznit Unclean Urine
Preznit Completely Cowardly
Preznit Press Avoider
Preznit Intellectually Impaired
Preznit Horse Fluffer
Preznit Whale Shit
Preznit John Bircher
Preznit American AWOL
Preznit Ding-Dong
Preznit Spineless Invertebrate
Preznit Bought N. Paidfor
Preznit No Balance
Preznit Oedipal
Preznit Habitual Offender
Preznit Criminally Culpable
Preznit Deserting Fratboy
Preznit Never Responsible
Preznit Lies Forever
Preznit Minimal Intellect
Preznit Prevaricating Pendejo
Preznit Utterly Incapable
Preznit Stolen Election
Preznit Peter Principle
Preznit Slip'n'Fall
Preznit Business Failure
Preznit Oedipal Obsession
Preznit Mile-Wide Yellow Stripe
Preznit Eternal Ball-licker
Preznit Yeller-Bellied Coward
Preznit Bad Officer
Preznit Elephant Sucker
Preznit Pencil Dick
Preznit Equine Fluffer
Preznit Ball Licker
Preznit Cant B. Bothered
Preznit Cognitively Impaired
Preznit Cant Function
Preznit Swallow Not Spit
Preznit Strategery
Preznit Pickle Licker
Preznit All Hat No Cattle
Preznit Bonesman's Boner
Preznit Jawbone ... of an ASS
Preznit Record Vacations
Preznit Blow
Preznit Distracted by Shiny Things
Preznit C. Noe Evil
Preznit No Lie 2Big
Preznit Eternal Vacation
Preznit Long Vacations
Preznit Piltdown
Preznit Dickless Vacationer
Preznit DryDrunk
Preznit Pickle Humper
Preznit Fear Everything
Preznit Cant B. Blamed
Preznit Never Responsible
Preznit Fluffing Arabians
Preznit Dry Hole
Preznit Wholly Incompetant
Preznit Fumble Fuck
Preznit Always AWOL
Preznit Apron Strings
Preznit Nap Time
Preznit Avoids Accountability
Preznit Lifelong Failure
Preznit Legally Insane
Preznit Hates The Poor
Preznit Disenfranchise Blacks
Preznit Pond Scum
Preznit Election Fraud
Preznit Bubble Boy
Preznit Never Accountable
Preznit Insular Idiot
Preznit Potty Break
Preznit Deserting Coward
Preznit Endless Deficit
Preznit Compassionate Clownshoes
Preznit Platitudes
Preznit Abnormal Psych
Preznit Helpin' Rich Folks
Preznit Rubber Bloomers
posted by Jo Fish on 09.16.05 at 09:55 PM
Comments:
I keep falling back on one or two simple presidential descriptions. You, sir, are the master. For reasons I can't explain, Preznit Bunnypants makes my day. Let's face it without nicknames this guy would be Ronald Reagan without the intelligence. Calvin Cooledge without the charm. His father without the Churchlady's steely gaze.
A fine and admirable list, Jo. You are always my first stop for names of the interloper we call President. My favorite is sill Preznit Horse Cranker. Says so much.
But Preznit Mistakes Were Made is now a compassionate conservative who made a rovian speech in which he kinda sorta said sorry about something that had to do with the devastation in NOLA and MI. So Jo, we need names that recognise this momentous shift in Preznit I Seen the Light. And they have to be better than mine!
posted by: Nina on 09.18.05 at 08:33 PM [permalink]
OK, here's a couple more:
Preznit Training Wheels
Preznit Cheerleader
Preznit Big Boy
Preznit Photo Op
Preznit Mr. Karen
Preznit Fly Boy
Preznit Mama's Boy
Preznit Condi's Boy
Preznit No Count
Preznit Body Count
Preznit Yellow Cake
Preznit Filtered News
Preznit Tirebiter
Preznit Fear No Brush
...or just call him Mr. Pretzeldent and leave it at that.
posted by: freq flag on 09.19.05 at 01:35 AM [permalink]
