A new line of condoms is grabbing headlines in China even as its sparks a debate about trademark law and promotion campaigns. The products' brand names: "Clinton" and "Lewinsky."
The condoms are sold in boxes of 12, with the brand named after former President Bill Clinton priced at $3.70 and that of former White House intern Monica Lewinsky at $2.25.
Guangzhou Haojian Bioscience Co. said it registered both trademarks and is pricing the brands differently to reflect the higher quality of the Clinton line.
OK, that's pretty scary: the higher quality of the Clinton line? What happens with a Lewinsky Condom, does it keep a little semen for a special occasion tucked in its reservoir tip, to be used at a propitious moment in conception?
Do we get a 70 million dollar congressional report on the failures of these Clintons?
Jeebus.
posted by Jo Fish on 09.21.05 at 09:17 PM
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Remember how Brownie said he was slow to respond because Louisiana and New Orleans didn't give him an itemized list of what they needed. This Christian Science Monitor article says the "we need it in writing" policy is a new thing that the locals may not have known about.
This is the bext explanation I've seen as to why FEMA worked so much better under Clinton.
