After all, all this fuss about pictures of dead brown people shot up and mutilated. Those pictures traded for porn by troops in Iraq (and Others, I'm sure). Geez c'mon, Abu Gonzales is gonna protect us from the old in-out and some good old girl-on-girl tongue'n'titty action. As for the other stuff, heck, it's just quaint. Ask Alberto. He knows. He encourages it. He probably goes home and looks at that site, a kleenex in one hand and his pathetic little soldat in the other while moaning, "Quaint, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck the Geneva Convention, Arrrrrghaaaaa".

He'll be sad on the day that they take that site down. And it's gonna cost us all more, because he'll have to go to GITMO for some good old fashioned brown-person abuse, live and in-person. It's such a republican thing to do. Heck, it's almost like that frat initiation he never got to come...to.