September 27, 2005


Brownie the Liar

I guess they must be warming up the auto-pen to sign that Medal of Freedom certificate for the Ol'Arabian. He's doing the Loyal Vassal dance even as we speak over on Capitol Hill, trotting out the 1600 Crew talking points, with enough deliberation that even the stupidest members of congress can get them written down.

The former head of the U.S. Federal Emergency Management Agency, who resigned under a hail of criticism about the slow response to Hurricane Katrina, on Tuesday blamed local officials and said his agency had done a good job.

"My biggest mistake was not recognizing, by Saturday (before the storm made landfall), that Louisiana was dysfunctional," Michael Brown told a House of Representatives panel looking into the aftermath of the catastrophic storm.

"I very strongly personally regret that I was unable to persuade (Louisiana) Governor (Kathleen) Blanco and (New Orleans) Mayor (Ray) Nagin to sit down, get over their differences and work together," he said. "I just couldn't pull that off."
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"It's my belief that FEMA did a good job in the Gulf states," Brown said. He said most of the problems were due to a failure of state and local officials to order a mandatory evacuation of New Orleans earlier than Sunday, the day before the storm hit land.emphasis added

I suspect that there are parts of the Gulf Coast that have yet to see anyone from FEMA. And those trucks full of ice, there's a sure sign of FEMA competance for you, Brownie.
Another mistake, Brown said, was not setting up a system for media briefings to respond to all of the interview requests during the storm.
Translation: we weren't sufficiently prepared to spin my utter incomptence before Katrina hit.

For a guy with no resume, he sure lies convincingly, gee he must be a hack attorney or something.

Well, at least no prize Arabian Horses were lost in the hurricane, so he's still got that going for him. Gotta have something to write on the MoF commendation certificate narrative.

posted by Jo Fish on 09.27.05 at 02:50 PM





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Give a guy a halfway decent haircut, make sure he's white, presentable, has all of his teeth and is wearing a conservative suit, and some people will believe that he's qualified to do anything.

It's all about appearances.

posted by: Mike on 09.28.05 at 10:26 AM [permalink]



You know that story about Preznit 6th Step drinking like he was a finalist in the liver transplant contest? The National Ennquirer let it slip that they got the tipoff from a "disgruntled former highly-placed WH staffer" who was kicked to the curb.

You don't suppose that had to take Drownie back on board with an honorarium to shut him up, do you? Couldn't they just have reminded him about the anthrax mailer never having been caught?

posted by: Lurch on 09.28.05 at 12:42 PM [permalink]



FEMA changed the rules on the locals in December 2004. That's why they couldn't get a prompt response. FEMA demanded they use the new cover sheets on their TPS reports.

posted by: Tony on 09.28.05 at 02:29 PM [permalink]






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