Here's the Casual Observers guide to Beltway Terminology...for your weekend enjoyment.

Rove Rage: The act of being pissed off before you can be pissed on.

Miller-Culpa: Lying about lying to make previous lying seem less substantial.

Scootering: Taking a grudge as far as constitutionally possible, and then just a little farther.

Floundering: Finding as many ways as possible not to answer a direct question, without actually saying anything.

Darthism: Expressing an unnatural interest in eating small children or pets as a deterrant to being asked inconvenient questions by the media.

Kellerism: Claiming to have been blindsided by an event only a blind man could not have seen. See also: Miller-Culpa.

Pinching: To steadfastly and tenaciously support a bullshitter, even in the face of incontrovertible evidence.

Boltonism: The act of intemperate destruction, no matter what the cost.

Fristianity: Making a religion of deliberate analytical errors, induced by presidential aspirations and a desire to be Dobsoned.

Dobsoned: To intentionally seek lobotomization to prove that existence without intellect and free will are possible.

Delayed: Just fucked.

Sessionism: Dunce-like state induced by auto-erotic self-asphyxiation.

Exspecterate: To orally reject an unqualified Supreme Court nominee by a president of your own party.

Cornynism: to take both sides of the same argument and punish yourself for being wrong.

Tancredoed: Campaigning against guest workers, just for demagoguery, causing cascading economic problems for millions. Use: "We would have had a great harvest, but it was tancreoed".

Duking: Ensuring the welfare of the richest of your constituents, especially Defense Contractors, at any cost. Even your own self-respect.

Hastertized: The new unwritten rules of the House of Representatives since 2000, allowing changes to made "at will". Just because.

Condying: Never being held responsible for anything. And making sure your husband isn't either.

Feel free to add your own...