Well with last minute dirty tricks by the republicans (what else is new?) to try and defeat Tim Kaine, it seems that Beloved Leader is now trying to salvage what little is left of his "man date" with the American people by tossing himself willy-nilly into the Virginia Governors race.
In jumping into the Virginia governor's race just 10 hours before polling booths open, President Bush put his credibility on the line last night and ensured that the results will be interpreted as a referendum on his troubled presidency. But the White House is gambling that after weeks of political tribulations, Bush has little more to lose.
You know how much it just pains me to read such distressing news about Preznit Free Falling. Bwahahahahahaha [snort] bwahahahahaha [cough].
But I like this quote even more:
The Virginia venture, though, could accelerate the snowball. "I think he will regret it and I think the only reason he went is because not going was a threat to his manhood," Democratic political consultant Mark Mellman said.
A "threat to his manhood"...yeah and if Kaine wins is Preznit Horse Cranker gonna call him up and tell him to meet him outside so they can go "mano a mano"? I hear there are some trash cans in downtown Richmond in the Fan that need running over...
A Kilgore loss may convince some Republicans that Bush is more liability than asset. "If both these races go south, in New Jersey and Virginia," said a GOP consultant who spoke on the condition of anonymity to be candid, "that'll be a real signal to Capitol Hill and that's when the rats will really jump off the ship."
Gee, with all this going on, do you suppose his "manhood" is being threatened by his disappearing "man date"? You gotta wonder if America's #1 Horse Fluffer doesn't wonder whatever happened to Jeff Gannon...
posted by Jo Fish on 11.08.05 at 12:28 PM
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Jeff Gannon? He went down, of course.
Sorry. Too good to miss.
Nothing will make me happier to never hear the name G.W.B. again. Ever. One can only hope that he sinks to such insignificance.
Ah, sweet sweet victory! I feel like Homer Simpson locked in a donut shop. Despite a GOP-controlled legislature and the state having gone for President Mumblefuck last year, a lot of eyes have opened and aWol's visit to VA proved to be just the help that Democrat Tim Kaine needed. A 4 point spread and several years getting to order late night snacks in the governor's mansion for Mr...excuse me...Governor Kaine. For Kilgore? Back to reading the Big Book of Dirty Pool.
posted by: DBK on 11.09.05 at 08:04 AM [permalink]
