It's official...he's off the wagon. Our Preznit went out and had one with the boys from Ulan Bator, when he went to Mongolia to Fluff Rummy's horse, Montana. Really...

In the first visit by a sitting US president to Mongolia, George W. Bush announced that he was in Ulan Bator to deliver an "important international message", then after a pause, added: "Secretary Rumsfeld asked me to check on his horse."

His comment got a knowing laugh from the watching Mongolian elite, dominated by officers festooned with gold medals. When Mr Rumsfeld visited Mongolia last month, the defence secretary received a horse as a gift, which he named Montana.
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Later, Mr Bush watched Mongol warriors on horseback, drank - tentatively - fermented mare's milk, and listened to traditional throat singing.

Try fermented cow's or mare's milk. After a bowl or two, you'll be ready to invade Europe yourself.