November 29, 2005


Do they get it?

No. Jeebus, the republicans who at this time last year were crawling up each others asses to co-sponsor yet another useless flag-burning amendment that the Dukestir had out there. Now they are "shocked! shocked! I tell you!" to find the extent of corruption he was involved with.

Concerned that the stain of former Representative Randy Cunningham's admission that he took bribes and evaded taxes could damage the party's prospects, President Bush and other Republican leaders issued strong denunciations of Mr. Cunningham's actions on Tuesday.
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Though some Republican officials said Democrats in Congress were equally guilty of questionable behavior, including lobbyist-paid trips and underreporting of campaign contributions, they acknowledged that Republicans, because they control the White House and Congress, are being held to a higher standard by many voters. They also expressed shock and embarrassment at the extent of Mr. Cunningham's wrongdoing, which the president described on Tuesday as "outrageous."

Mr. Bush, answering a question about Mr. Cunningham's resignation from a reporter in El Paso, said members of Congress must take their legal and ethical obligations seriously.

"The idea of a congressman taking money is outrageous," the president said. "And Congressman Cunningham is going to realize that he has broken the law and is going to pay a serious price, which he should."

Which of course begs the question: Preznit Dipshit, how about your Vice Preznit who still gets phenomenal amounts of money from CheneyBurton, "winner" of one of the biggest no-bid contracts in the history of the Republic. No problem with taking those "legal and ethical obligations seriously" there I guess.

Why let's look at that:

* Cheney claimed that he supported the U.S. sanctions on Iraq, but the Financial Times of London reported that through foreign subsidiaries and affiliates, Halliburton became the biggest oil contractor for Iraq, selling more than $73 million in goods and services to Saddam Hussein's regime. (See http://gwbush.com/spots/postpage.html for a Washington Post article on the matter.)
My how very interesting. But we already knew that we were selling assorted and sundry crap to our bestest secular buddy in the Gulf, because he just did not do bidness with them shi'a whackos over the border in Iran, right? Right? Oh, but not in our Hyper-Ethical 1600 Crew...
Cheney has said publicly that he was unaware of Halliburton’s accounting machinations while he was CEO of the company. His Sgt. Schultz defense has been used before by the likes of Gary Winnick of Global Crossing, Dennis Kozlowski of Tyco, John Regas of Adelphia and Ken Lay of Enron, all of whom have been prosecuted by the Justice Department for cooking the books at their respective companies.

A story in the July 22, 2002 issue of Newsweek sets the record straight and proves that Cheney knew full well that Halliburton was engaging in accounting trickery to boost its stock and standing on Wall Street and he should be held accountable just like those other corporate evildoers.
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The Washington Post summed up Cheney’s tenure at Halliburton this way on July 16, 2002 following revelations that the vice president made a $35 million windfall from his sales of Halliburton stock, right before the company’s share price crashed on the announcement that it was being investigated by a grand jury related to the company overbilling the federal government for its work at Fort Ord in California (which also took place under Cheney’s watch), an issue that is identical to current charges that the company has overbilled the government for its work in Iraq.

“The developments at Halliburton since Cheney's departure leave two possibilities: Either the vice president did not know of the magnitude of problems at the oilfield services company he ran for five years, or he sold his shares in August 2000 knowing the company was likely headed for a fall.”

Either way, the more evidence that surfaces related to Cheney’s role at Halliburton the more it becomes clear that the vice president is unfit to serve a second term in the White House.

Yeah, tell me more about republican ethics again, Preznit Dick Sucker, tell me all about them, you lying piece of cow flop.

35 million? As Amy Poehler said on SNL the other night: millions with an "M", that's so cute....

The new 1600 Crew motto? "Sunshine? Fuck no...that's what Undisclosed Locations are for...next question?"

posted by Jo Fish on 11.29.05 at 10:22 PM





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