December 15, 2005


His Crystal Balls

OK- sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don't they? Preznit Drooling Moron has just made a pretty stunning pronouncement...

President Bush said yesterday he is confident that former House majority leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) is innocent of money-laundering charges, as he offered strong support for several top Republicans who have been battered by investigations or by rumors of fading clout inside the White House.
...
"I hope that he will, 'cause I like him, and plus, when he's over there, we get our votes through the House," Bush told Fox News's Brit Hume.
Then the Preznit added "Plus, he sends me all these really keen desk toys that I use when they are having those boring cabinet meetings, I 'specially like the one that looks like two penguins doing the nasty, that Tom, he's a real joker..."

So let's see...Preznit Addled Cokehead's track record on prognostication ... hmmm... pretty slim ...No WMD's, the Mission is Not Accomplished, Terri Schiavo was not giggling at the balloon, and Harriet Meirs was really not the best candidate for the Supreme Court. So forgive me if I express a little reticence in believing that the Beloved Leader's Crystal Balls are good for much more than proving that he could sire a couple of drunken party girls. Or invade a sovereign country to get his war on...

posted by Jo Fish on 12.15.05 at 04:18 PM





Comments:

Well, we know that this guy who calls himself preznit thinks that Rummy-kins and Hammer are "doin' a heckofa job"--again that asanine phrase to describe the serious work of the nation. I just hope that it means that like the last crony ("Brownie") who did a "heckofajob", those 2 monstrosities will be gone in a few weeks too.

posted by: on 12.15.05 at 04:41 PM [permalink]



Sorry about the dead link above. Yessiree, the preznit really sez they're doing a "heck of a job".

posted by: Nina on 12.15.05 at 07:09 PM [permalink]



I spent 6 minutes working up a snarky response to this article. I mean, anything involving Cokespoon Charlie, crystal balls, Michael "Heckuva Job" Brown, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Arabian stallions should just about write itself.

Brain. Hurt. Must. Take. Meds.

posted by: Lurch on 12.15.05 at 07:33 PM [permalink]



Yeah, kinda like the heckuvajob that that dingbat Texas prosecutor did, having to shop around his charges to six grand juries before he could get any indictments, many of which were subsequently thrown out. And he's done a heckuvajob with that supposed list of recipients who benefited from the supposed money laundering, except, well, your honor, we don't actually have a list, but we think we can make one up by memory.

posted by: bean on 12.15.05 at 11:44 PM [permalink]



Why the outrage? Where's the investigation of a senator whose malfeasance actually killed someone? I'm talking about none other than Teddy "Are Your Sure There's a Bridge There?" Kennedy? Or where's the outrage over Robert "I'll Name Everything in W.V. After Me" Byrd, who used to recruit for an organization that lynched blacks?

And here's the real scandal in Congress--one that Dems are maneuvering madly to avoid becoming public.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/12/16/93904.shtml

posted by: bean on 12.16.05 at 10:30 AM [permalink]



Someone please call a fire mission on the bridge that troll lives under.

posted by: Gordon on 12.18.05 at 02:43 PM [permalink]



Newsmax?!! You must be kidding! With your apparent credulity and research skills, crop circles are more deserving of your attention. Go get 'em tiger!

posted by: speck on 12.18.05 at 10:16 PM [permalink]



Hey, Bean. Can't you come up with anything newer than 30 years ago? And seriously, stop peddling the Clinton conspiracy theories. You guys spent years and millions of taxpayer dollars trying to hang something on Clinton and got nowhere. Give it up.

That Newsmax article didn't give me any new information, but I did enjoy the ads for secret fighting techniques and tips to pick up women. That's a trustworthy news outlet, that is.

posted by: Tony on 12.19.05 at 05:12 PM [permalink]






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