January 26, 2006


Blue Dress Relevance

Gee, the photos of Bad King Bunnypants have been declared "irrelevant" and scrubbed from the known universe more thoroughly than Beloved Leaders military records. Oh, but wait...our leading adolescent would never deliberately want to hide anything embarrassing from his fella 'murkins would he?

Amos very straightforwardly told me that the photographs had been removed and that they had been removed because they showed Abramoff and the president in the same picture. The photos were, she told me, "not relevant."
This woman, whose livelihood is dependant on the good will of the 1600 Crew has done them a favor, she got rid of the evindence, PDQ. Why? Because Preznit Pathological Prevaricator says:
Asked whether he personally has ever been lobbied by Abramoff or other lobbyists, Bush said: "I, frankly, don't even remember having my picture taken with the guy. I don't know him. . . . But I can't say I didn't ever meet him, but I meet a lot of people. And, you know, evidently he was . . . at the holiday party: Came in, put the grip-and-grin, they clicked the picture and off he goes."
What a magnificent liar. JACKabramOFF was one of the "chosen", a "Pioneer". I damn well bet he got more attention than Billy Bob Zuchini from West Buttfuck, Texas.

So, what was it about that blue dress again?
posted by Jo Fish on 01.26.06 at 03:13 PM





Comments:

I read last week that Abramoff and Delay visited Bush at his Texas scrub-brush, cactus factory on at least 4 occassions in 2004, and that Abramoff met with Bush in Florida in 2004 during a campaign visit.

If Bush doesn't remember someone coming to his ranch four times, it seems like we should have serious concerns about his mental faculties being even more pickled than we previously knew.

 posted by: apishapa on 01.26.06 at 06:05 PM [permalink]

I just about spit coke all over the laptop! Bad King Bunnypants, JACKaOFF, West Buttfuck, Texas. Jesus Christ you're posts are always funny and get me out of my funk!

 posted by: VeteranDem on 01.26.06 at 07:56 PM [permalink]

We're all wearing the blue dress now, unfortunately the stains are bloodstains.

 posted by: BOHICA on 01.26.06 at 08:25 PM [permalink]

Cindy Sheehan gave him her son's life. He couldn't meet with her. Jack Abramoff gave him a hundred thousand dollars or so. Abramoff practically got to sit on his face.

There are just so many ways to emphasize the difference between Bush and, well, somebody who is a worthwhile human being.

 posted by: DBK on 01.27.06 at 12:09 PM [permalink]


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