Just released, the new Alphabet (Alfabit) according to Preznit Incredibly Ignorant.

A is for Absolute Fiscal Insanity
B is for Business's I ran into the ground
C is for Cheney the self-selected evil dwarf
D is for Destroying the Social Contract
E is for Egregiously ignoring congress
F is for Felonies I have committed
G is for Grand Juries that will ensure I'm acquitted
H is for Hack Political Cronies
I is for Ignorant Political Cronies
J is for Justice Denied
K is for K is for Karl, or K-street with loot
L is for Larceny, our strongest suit
M is for McClellan who lies without conscience
N is for the Noise Machine, he's always playing
O is for Obstruction of Justice
P is for Politics over Policy
Q is for Queers. Outlaw them! Marginalize them!!
R is for Religious Right, so vital yet so stupid (see Q above)
S is for Science. Hate it.
T is for Tax Cuts. Love them.
U is for Unemployment. Who Cares, got mine.
V is for Veterans. A good place to cut benefits.
W is for Me!!!!
X is for Xenophobia, let's stir that up this year!!!
Y is for Yet another Breathtaking Lie (and they bought it!)
Z is for getting to the end of this list, without fal..a..zzzzzzzz

Feel free to make corrections. Laura is so proud, he finally got to 'Z' before he fell asleep.