Isn't it amazing how well some things just work out for the 1600 Crew? Just as the heat gets turned up on their lack of competance about virtually everything a "stunning" announcement comes out about their role in preventing, oh I don't know fascist penguins from organizing an escape from the icehouse at the National Zoo (do they have one of those?). Or something equally as silly, like shoe bombers gone wild.
According to Townsend, the White House declassified the details of the 2002 plot because most of the leads in the investigation had been exhausted. A senior Administraion official brushed aside the notion that the speech was timed to this week's grilling of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales over the NSA program, noting that today's speech has been in the works since last year. "It takes forever to sign off on declassification," the official said.
The end of "forever" being defined as when Arlen "Republican Cock Whore" Specter was declining to have Abu Gonzales testify under oath in front of a Senate Committee, since he's been briefed beforehand that there would be a whole lotta perjury goin' on.
Well, you know it's not perjury if you're not under oath, after all.
posted by Jo Fish on 02.11.06 at 10:29 PM
Comments:
Jo,
For once we are in complete disagreement.
It only makes sense, that the highest law-enforcment official in the land should decline to testify under oath. I'm surprised that a "self-proclaimed" veteran such as yourself should question this.
I am legally bound to inform you, however, that by officially defining this non-event as the "end of forever" you have wittingly or non-wittingly entered into a binding legal contract, on behalf of the entire "left" and any subject that was brought up by the above mentioned post, or indeed, any post you might make on the matter (indeed, any subject) in the future, is hereby off-limits re: legal testimony that might/might not be given in any future legal action.
Sincerely,
W
posted by: George W. Bush (well, his legal team, at any rate) on 02.11.06 at 11:31 PM [permalink]
My understanding of this situation is - the idiot in question (no, not Weasel Peter Bush) - the moron turned himself in. I'm going back thru my computer files, to see if I can find the link to that article which stated to that effect.
But, don't expect miracles. The amount of stuff I read in a day is pretty staggering. When my wife tells me that - I had to sit back and take notice.
Apparently, she knows how to access that information.
She is the house computer expert. (software designer/project manager)
Scares me.
posted by: Barndog on 02.12.06 at 06:01 AM [permalink]
