DINO Henry Cuellar, the man Beloved Leader likes to kiss (right after Joementum) is going D-O-W-N (we hope) according to the latest results from the Texas Secretary of State. Rodriguez will be the replacement for Cuellar, since there is no one running as a republican (they did not need to, they had Cuellar, right?).

Ned Lamont is going to be running against Joementum, in that other state that can claim Preznit Rexall Wrangler as a "native son". He deserves to send Joementum off to join the Heritage Foundation as a Senior Fellow in charge of kissing ass and sniffing butts. I'm sure that Clarence Thomas' wife will be happy to help him pick out his furniture. Something in Early Homophobe will do nicely for him, and his pecksniff prig 'tude.