Hookers at the Watergate servicing republican congressmen? What, hookers teaching whores how to conduct business? Well, it's looking like a certain ex-Congressman who might have "E-ticket" CIA access has a shot at being, ummm, involved. who?
The FBI is probing whether now-imprisoned Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R-CA) and other lawmakers spent time with prostitutes arranged for and paid by Mitchell Wade, former head of defense-intelligence contractor MZM Inc., and Brent Wilkes, of ADCS. Both men are accused of bribing Cunningham; Wade has admitted it, and is cooperating with prosecutors.
The FBI's also curious about staff members who may have joined in on the action, which is said to take place in the Westin Grand and -- yes, the second time is farce -- the Watergate.
Apparently, this well-connected congressman is/was pretty tight with the boys from MZM, who were frequent oinkers at the intelligence trough. Who better to help a friend, than well, another "friend".
It's being said in other places around left-blogistan, that the more deadly but less soundbite-friendly scandals of Valerie Plame, no WMD's or JACKAbramOFF and such that make Joe Six-Pack's eyes glaze over will be eclipsed by this because it's a SEX scandal. Oh, and there might be a white woman involved, which will give Tweety something to bloviate about for well, eternity.
Absolutely the best "find" will be one or more of these congressmen who has any "interesting" proclivities. You have to wonder if Larry Flynt will be offering any of the women (if they are ever identified) cash for that certain "tell all" story of Kongressional Kink.
Oh, those sanctimonious republicans. Remember that the republicans who howled the loudest about the misdeeds of Clinton were the ones whose marital and fidelity transgressions were out there for everyone to see, like Mr. Family Values-while-I-fuck-my-mistress Henry Hyde. Fucking hypocrites, all.
Maybe the FBI needs to get ahold of that "intelligence-connected" Congressmans' appointment book from his tenure in the House, and then match up some of those appointments with bank transactions, "dinners out" and other points of interest in his schedule. It's not as simple as a semen-covered blue dress, but the details are in the grunt work. Just ask Al Capone's ghost.
posted by Jo Fish on 04.28.06 at 12:09 PM
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The whores at the Watergate weren't 'the hookers' and that's a fact.
