We all know what SwiftBoating is. How about a couple of new words after Stephen Colbert's outstanding performance Saturday night?

Colberting (pronounced: Koal-Bearing) - To have Bullshit called on everything you've ever said. Useage: I am Coberting everything you just said; it's demonstrably false. You don't even need to be fact checked, you're so demonstrably full of shit.

Colberted (pronounced: Koal-Beared) - To have been put down with intuitively obvious truth. Useage: I Colberted him in that debate, he went cryin' home to mamma. You, mothefucker, have been Colberted.

Perhaps they'll become as common as this. A Fish can only hope.