An apology shout-out to the Go-go's for that one...seems that Brazil has just announced that they will be taking their energy independence one step further ... they're opening a do-it-yourself Uranium Enrichment plant and they once planned to build a nuke-q-lar bombe. Yes, they are in the axis o'weevil. And, they can produce energy from sugar, which makes them a target for some sugar company that's paid off a 1600 Crew employee to plan an invasion! Don't you see it, evil right here in our hemisphere. Why, they have that Godless Carnivale every year! Topless Beaches! Sex with comlete strangers! Invasion is the only solution!
Brazil has inaugurated a uranium enrichment center capable of producing nuclear fuel for the South American country's power plants.
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In 2004, the Brazilian government drew attention when it refused unrestricted inspections by the International Atomic Energy Association, arguing that full access to its centrifuges would put it at risk of industrial espionage.
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Brazil's nuclear program began during a 1964-85 military dictatorship, and the ruling generals had secret plans to test an atomic bomb underground in the Amazon jungle.
Edited to make it appear worthy of a Preznit 16 Words SOTU address...go read the story, and seen how it really reads.
We have to invade friends, they speak some funny furrin language, they do sexy dancin', worship the Pope O'Rome and have all that non-oil-based energy just lyin' around waiting to be conglomerated by ExxonMobileTexConShellMaraBP.
You know, if say Malta or Sicily were to attack Brazil, well there's always the Monroe Doctrine....yeah, that's it, the Monroe Doctrine to allow us to "defend" Brazil and her sugar and uranium...
