July 24, 2006


C-Plus Augustus does Diplomacy

Newsweek does a kind of interesting profile of Preznit Drunken DEKE at the G8 Summit. While it does have some of the slavish Finemanian/Woodwardian praiseprose:

Onboard, Bush is demanding constant updates from his national-security adviser Steve Hadley, who is holed up in a staff cabin, speed-dialing officials around the world to get a better read on the situation. "Let's find out more of what's going on about the Israeli plan," Bush tells Hadley. The president reminds his staff that this time last year, when he was in Scotland for another G8 summit of world leaders, suicide bombers struck the London subway. It becomes a grim joke: another G8, another crisis. Bush's day has barely begun and the region he has tried so hard to reshape and rebuild is on the verge of all-out war.
It does an interesting job of showcasing exactly how shallow and callow this self-proclaimed bearer of the Yale University "Gentleman's 'C'" actually is.
"Sometimes, in order to get others to act with us," he says, "there has to be conditions on the ground that make the case better than I can make it." It hasn't always turned out that way: in Iraq, conditions on the ground have long conspired against Bush and driven allies away.
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Bush has a full day ahead with Putin, but first his aides have a long list of subjects to cover with him. In a prebriefing session they try to cram him with talking points on a vast array of issues. Bush, who hates to get bogged down in the weeds, has heard enough. "How long do you want this list to be?" he snaps. At least he doesn't need to make small talk; last night's dinner has dispensed with that. "It makes it easier to sit down and get right to the subject," Bush says. "You don't have to break ice and establish rapport."
Yeah, just get straight to insulting the other members of the G8. Why waste time with small talk?
Bush doesn't know that Putin has been readying a joke of his own. When asked a predictable question about the state of Russia's democracy, Putin pounces: "We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy as they have in Iraq, I will tell you quite honestly." There are guffaws from the Russian media and gasps from American reporters. Struggling to hear the translation, Bush joins in the laughter before catching himself. "Just wait," he snaps back, and his smile fades.
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Now, as he prepares for yet another press session, this time with Blair, his aides remind him of the complete wording. Bush is annoyed by his errors and frustrated that he must repeat the whole thing: the entire explanation runs to 190 words. "It was a reminder to him that you have to make a full case," says Bush's counselor Dan Bartlett. "You can't just give one assessment. You have to touch all the bases."
Yeah, because none of those 190 words included "Send CheneyBurton in to make loads of money ripping off the Lebanese Government".
If the press questions are painful, Bush finds the lengthy summit sessions almost unbearable. The negotiations were concluded long ago, and all that's left is a procession of windy statements—which some of the other leaders endure better than Bush. After one working lunch that runs late, the president returns to his cottage and staggers through the door as if he's exhausted. It's only halfway through the first full day of the summit. For someone who usually spends no more than one night in a foreign country, the four-day trip to Russia seems like an eternity.
Remember, that before he was selected by those states-rights Supreme Court justices, he'd never had a job where he had to go to work from 9-5 and only get two weeks off with pay a year. Preznit'n is hard work! Here's the piece de resistance:
That afternoon the leaders are promised they will see the final text of their statement on the Middle East, which calls on Hizbullah to end its rocket attacks and then urges Israel to end its military strikes. But the document fails to arrive at the promised hour of 4, and it's still not there at 5 o'clock. Bush has had it. "I'm going home," he says to the room full of presidents and prime ministers. "I'm going to get a shower. I'm just about meeting'd out." Some of the leaders suggest they should all work out their differences together. But Bush can no longer keep up appearances. "I thought that was a lousy idea and so did others," Bush says later. "It would lose focus and everybody would then have an opinion."
I guess that showering off the sweat of all that hard work is just something you have to do when you're the Worst President Ever.

posted by Jo Fish on 07.24.06 at 01:12 PM





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posted by: Bob Higgins on 07.25.06 at 09:25 AM [permalink]



Heh..Heh..Heh...

Almost makes me feel sorry for the bastard. It's really easy to pile on GW now, everyone's doing it...

Let's not forget that he's not alone in this. The entire Repug. party is responsible for this, and I want everyone to remember that! No one person, even one as gifted a "uniter" as we've got in the White House could have done all this by themselves. No, this was a group effort, and we need to appreciate all of the contributors.

Let's give them the credit they deserve for bringing our wonderful country to the current state that is's in. They've done "a heck of a job" for us... Let's not forget them all.

Thanks Jo, I feel better knowing that they'll get the recognition they deserve.

posted by: DannyD on 07.26.06 at 12:35 AM [permalink]



Priceless!

posted by: annaeye on 07.26.06 at 12:51 AM [permalink]






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