The Bush administration proclaimed significant progress in the war on terror Tuesday but said the enemy has adjusted to U.S. defenses and that "America is safer but we are not yet safe."
Safer? Really? Can I finally take my toothpaste in my carry-on now?
posted by Jo Fish on 09.05.06 at 12:23 PM
Comments:
Toothpaste, no. But personal lubricant, absolutely!
posted by: Lex on 09.05.06 at 02:29 PM [permalink]
America won't even be "safe" when all elections are cancelled and Mr Bu$h is President for Life.
