Yes, it's been a few days since I last posted. Sorry for the interruption in service (if you missed me at all) ...
It's been quite the smorgasbord of repubican malfeasance out there, hasn't it? I worried about Bill "Video Doctor" Frist heading over to see Senator Tim Johnson after his surgery, what with the Democratic majority literally hanging by a blood vessel.
"The Lege" in the Great State of Tex-ass has proposed a law to allow blind hunters to use firearms to hunt.
This week, Seguin’s state legislator is getting some uncommon attention from around the world with a bill he hopes would improve access to the sport of hunting — and to the woods — for blind Texans.
District 44 State Rep. Edmund Kuempel has introduced proposed legislation in House Bill 308 that would allow the legally blind to use a laser or “red dot” hunting scope with a spotter to hunt deer and other game.
The visually impaired can — and do — legally hunt in Texas as elsewhere in season and with the aid of spotters. Kuempel said he wants to make the sport more accessible to the blind and safer for them.
I guess we know where Five-Deferment Dick will go when those coke-bottle glasses don't help anymore. Then he can shoot someone in the face with the aide of a the special laser-sight that The Lege is proposing be used to help a blind man hunt.
Preznit BunnyPants is not a good man, by the definition of Lynne "I teabagged the son-of-a-bitch and all I got was this really expensive scarf" Cheney. Apparently Beloved Preznit has congratulated Mary Cheney on her impending republican (is it genetic?), bets are being taken as to whether like it's mother it will come out filled with self-loathing and go to work for the destruction of it's own self-identity after departing the womb. The Talibangelical Heads are exploding across the known universe.
Responding to a question about his 2005 comment that "a child is raised in a married family with a man and a woman", the President said that the Vice President's openly gay daughter is going to be "a loving soul to her child".
"The Vice President took me aside and gave me the good news. He and his wife, Lynne, are very happy for Mary," Bush said. "I think Mary is going to be a loving soul to her child. And I'm happy for her."
Yeah, so Mary Cheney will be a "loving soul" for her child, but what about every other gay/lesbian parent whom you have demonized, you miserably incurious backstabbing piece of shit?
You gotta wonder if the Talibangelicals are finally starting to wonder if they got sold the proverbial "pig in a poke". At least with John Kerry, they knew where he stood, and they might have disagreed with most of what he said, but he wasn't lying about his positions to garner their votes, if he thought much about them at all.
Back with more mirth and merriment later...thanks for hanging in...