I gotta wonder if Scooter is going to maybe have a good time hanging with his ol' buddy Duke Cunningham? They are both going to be in the US Bureau of Prison system somewhere. Maybe living it up together, talking about the good old days screwing America while living large on the public dole. To think, they'll still be getting three squares and health care from us, just on a bit more scaled-back basis.

It's fun to see the "rule of law" crowd having paroxysms of rage over the Libby conviction, I have to wonder how many of them can still tell us the number of spots on Clinton's dick? Which is sort of like Scooter's Dick, but not as powerful...

I am going to greatly enjoy watching Scooter trotted off to the big house at some point this summer... it's gonna make for some interesting TV. Maybe he can get some tips from Paris Hilton on how to (1) use a psychiatrist to get out early (2) find religion behind bars (calling Chuckie Colson) (3) cry more than she did when taken away from his family in the prison vehicle.

At least Paris Hilton has expressed remorse for getting caught, something Scooter has yet to do. I wonder how much money is in the trust fund for his kids from "Uncle Dick"?