Saturday, September 10, 2005

Performance Politics

Saturday night and blogging...am I a loser, or what? Wandered by Skippy and found this link to a dKos diary on a town meeting that Rep Lamar Smith of Texas held the other day. Interesting reading.

Then go take a look at the Ignatius piece over in the Post. He talks about Newties latest theories on governance and where his party needs to go next. Reading that diary and then rereading Ignatius, I get a sense of something that seems pretty true on its face. Perhaps the politics of "values" has past, at least for this moment. People are always going to have some attachment trying to impose their values on others either because they can or they think they have some divine right to be busybodies...it's just human nature.

But all of a sudden we've hit this sort of weird peak. People have been getting bombarded for so long with the concept of performance; corporate performace (work harder!), personal performance (home/life/relationships), familial performance (soccer mom/dad), school (right one/SAT/Med/Law) and it goes on and on. We all go to work and have meet performance expectations, sometimes monthly or half-yearly or certainly yearly. But strangely no one does seem to apply these standards to politicians. Elections occur, and they don't get judged on anything but their ability to perform like trained seals at fundraisers: perform well, get enough cash-stuffed fish to run a campaign until you have so much electoral momentum cycle-to-cycle that it's not even a chore anymore, no one runs against you. Performance is only due for the corporate masters who toss the fish, and sometimes their orders are "do nothing".

They are then assigned to some amorphous mass of "officialdom/elected" and given money and perks and time and left to do what they will. Perhaps they're measured by pork per square mile of their district or state, or some other strange relativistic metric that exists in a hand-out they're given when they get their official induction into elected officialdom, I don't know.

Perhaps it's time to start to see if we can begin to push our Democratic Elected Bozos to play in the Performance Politics elimination tournament, because the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows, they're sure as hell not doing anything right now.

I think Performance Politics means being willing to be responsible for things that go wrong, and not being afraid to speak the truth to power. Lieberman now says that perhaps he "should have looked at Michael Brown more closely". Really Holy Joe, ya think? That 42 minute hearing between recess and lunch was quite strenuous. Maybe Performance Politics means that's the Holy Joe's swan song. He didn't perform in a critical role because it was too much work. Sorry Joe, You're Gone.

If Democrats buy into this and build it into a message, a coherent believable one, one that every Democratic elected official pledges to live by and live up to, and we share our visions for repairing the damage that the 1600 Crew hath wrought, perhaps there's hope. But you know, it's going to require courage, moral and political . It's going to take some time, many of the old guard aren't going to give up their fat salaries and perks and the power they've got just on the off-chance that this will work. And it will only work if the people who stand up to represent us believe that accountability is more important than re-election, that Performance means that every day is another day to move the country ahead, that government is not an ATM for the richest and least needy, but rather a source of insipiration for the world and a resource for the neediest among us.

Good Performance means that when the least among us can contribute to everyone else, then we are all stronger for it. I think that there are a room full of folks in Texas who might support that message no matter who's selling it. But it should be a Democrat, because I have a feeling that "performance" as Gingrich defines it, means that those who are able to perform the most with the least effort should be able to reap the biggest rewards, which sounds suspiciously like Bush-o-Nomics and Cronyism repackaged and rebranded with a big sign that says that most marketable word of all "FREE!" until you read the fine print and realize that you just sold your family into servitude, donated your real estate to CheneyBurton and are scheduled to have a kidney removed next week for donation to some Cornerite who's in incipient renal failure. Newt's Performance-based Ownership society: no matter how well you perform, they still own you.

posted by Jo Fish at 11:01 PM | Comments (5)



Fond Memories

This was one of the better moments for beloved leader last week:

In an effort to raise the spirits of the hundreds of thousands who have lost their homes, Bush promised to rebuild devastated areas better than they were before, but at one point focused on the home of a powerful lawmaker.

"Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house — he's lost his entire house — there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch," he said on a tour of the region Friday, drawing nervous laughter.

Some Republicans winced, including one disbelieving congressional aide who said: "Lott? He's focusing on Lott? Surrounded by poor people, he talks about a sitting senator?"

Well, Lott is after all 'his kind of people', Lott was also a collegiate cheerleader and is another of those good old boys who's a beneficiary and key player in the legacy of the republican Southern Strategy.

They were all better off 'cause they're all underprivileged, and the Astrodome was like summer camp...all that stuff those two morons can sit on that rebuilt front porch and reminisce about...

Q: If George Bush were Trent Lott's bitch, would that make him Lott's Wife? Just askin'

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Pure Genius

Whole story about how long it took the unrequited rascist fucks of the 1600 Crew to finally get around to at least getting Micheal "Invented the Fire Truck, I did" Brown out of the areas impacted by the storm. Seems that the 1600 Crew was a-scared to let Beloved Leader actually go have a photo-op with the folks in NOLA, because he might find out he's neither Beloved nor a Leader. So they sent Brownie packing, back to his office by the window, a six-figure salary and a bucket of cold margaritas.

His boss, Michael "Ming the Merciless" Chertoff made this comment:

In Baton Rouge, Mr. Brown appeared briefly at Mr. Chertoff's side before heading back to the capital, where, the secretary said, the director was needed for potential disasters.

"We've got tropical storms and hurricanes brewing in the ocean," Mr. Chertoff said.

Damn, is he one perceptive motherfucker, or what? I mean really...coming up next: DHS Secretary reveals big secrets of Nature: Sun to rise in East, moon revolves around Earth.

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Long Arm of The Rove

Young Texas attorney tells the truth about Karl Rove and loses her job for it. Seems that Karl has to pony up some back taxes he tried to avoid paying after 2001 for a house he owns and lives in in the DC area. He apparently maintains that he actually lives in one or two small rental units he owns in Texas, to be allowed to vote there (where else, right?). So a reporter doing a story on it called the Texas Secretary of State's office to get more info and spoke to an attorney there who answered the reporters questions, apparently with just a trace too much candor.

A staff attorney with the Texas secretary of state said yesterday that she was fired this week for violating press protocols when she spoke to a Washington Post reporter who was working on a story about presidential adviser Karl Rove.

Elizabeth Reyes, 30, of Austin said she was fired Tuesday after she was quoted in a Post story that ran Sept. 3 about tax deductions on Rove's homes in the District and in Texas.
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The Post's story reported that Rove inadvertently received a District homestead tax deduction on his Palisades home, even though he had not been eligible for the benefit for more than three years. Rove was eligible for the deduction when he bought the home in 2001, the story said, but a change in the tax law in 2002 made the deduction available only to District property owners who do not vote elsewhere. Rove is registered to vote in Texas.
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Rove is registered to vote in Kerr County, Tex., the story reported, and he and his wife own two small rental cottages there that Rove claims as his residence. But two local residents said they had never seen Rove there.

When Post reporter Lori Montgomery telephoned the press office of the Texas secretary of state, the press officer was on vacation, and Montgomery was transferred to Reyes. The attorney, who spoke in two separate telephone calls, told Montgomery that it was potential voter fraud in Texas to register in a place where you don't actually live, and she was quoted as saying Rove's cottages don't "sound like a residence to me, because it's not a fixed place of habitation."
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While she didn't know she was talking to a reporter, Reyes said, the press policy doesn't bar her from speaking with the media.

"The policy allows us to talk to members of the media," she said. "The policy says if it's a controversial issue or a special issue, it needs to be forwarded on to someone else. Just talking to the media doesn't violate it, as I read it. . . . Karl Rove didn't come up. It wasn't something you could classify as controversial."

Ah, but speaking ill of the puppet-master is always controversial. Besides, the last thing that the Texas Secretary of State wants to do is add voter fraud (albeit unintentionally) to the laundry list of things Patrick Fitzgerald could discuss with Karl. I think voter fraud in a Federal Election would be a federal beef, wouldn't it?

Just another example of the 1600 Crew intimidation of those who tell the truth.

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Happy Saturday.

Gilliard.

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Friday, September 9, 2005

Forward into the past

It's been bugging me all day, I knew that this reference existed, but for the life of me, I couldn't remember what they were called: lettres de cachet. Here's a little history lesson, and why we need to be afraid of the Boy King.

In 14th century France the king's order for imprisonment was simply verbal, but by the 18th century a standard was initiated that these orders were to be written, and from this came the lettres de cachet. The tradition for this was established from principles surrounding royal privileges recognized by old French law where the king could directly intercede directly in the administration of justice, by a special act or will.

These were simply letters sealed by the king, countersigned by the king's ministers, and closed with the royal seal or cachet, they usually contained an order originating directly from the king. At times these letters were regardless and even contrary to the laws. The most commonly issued lettres de cachet were penal where the king could sentence "a subject without trial and without an opportunity of defence to imprisonment in a state prison or an ordinary gaol, confinement in a convent or a hospital, transportation to the colonies, or relegation to a given place within the realm."

Useful as silent weapons against political foes or critical writers lettres de cachet were handy for punishing perpetrators of high birth without the scandal of a lawsuit. Other uses for them included issuing them to the police in "dealing with prostitutes, and on their authority lunatics were shut up in hospitals and sometimes in prisons." Many times heads of families employed them in attempts to protect the family honor as a means to control "disorderly or criminal conduct of sons; wives, too, took advantage of them to curb the profligacy of husbands and vice versa". In the 18th century it was common practice for the Secretary of State to issue them arbitrarily with no record of the action being sent to the king. One had to simply fill in the name in order to make the letter effective.

Eventually someone struck upon the idea to issue blank lettres de cachet for a bribe or some other consideration. These became know as carte blanche warrants. With its space for the name left blank this precursor to carte blanch inspired great fear. Sometimes the warrant was to set a prisoner at large, but it was more commonly used for detention in the Bastille.

Eighty thousand carte blanche warrants were issued during Cardinal André Hercule de Fleury's (1653-1743) administration with the majority being against the Jansenists, followers of Cornelius Jansen (1585-1638), in an effort to suppress the religious movement. During the reigns of Louis XV and Louis XVI fifty-nine cachets were obtained against family members of French revolutionary Honoré Gabriel Riquetti Mirabeau (1749-1791). These acts precipitated a ground swell against these and a number of other abuses. Secretary of State Chrétien Guillaume de Lamoignon de Malesherbes (1721-1794) tried to enact some measure of justice into the system during his short ministry. The occasional invocation of them against leaders of opinion, including Voltaire, became symbolic of arbitrary royal authority and oppression. Malesherbes resigned in 1776 after the failure of the reform program.

Now you know me, I'd hate to be drawing any obvious parallels or inferences here...but goddamn it's erie, isn't it? Oh, and you're welcome for having to think about this all weekend. Sorry. At least Brownie is no longer operative in the Katrina recovery operation.

posted by Jo Fish at 05:57 PM | Comments (6)



BrownOut

Was it the power of the press? Or just hoist on his own petard of marginal competance? Brown? Gone.

Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown is being relieved of his command of the Bush administration's Hurricane Katrina onsite relief efforts, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced Friday.
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Brown has been under fire because of the administration's slow response to the magnitude of the hurricane. On Thursday, questions were raised about whether he padded his resume to exaggerate his previous emergency management background.
They're moving a Coastie Admiral into the spot; someone who no doubt will kick ass and take names and be able to work with the Federal Civilians, since once upon a time the Coasties were a "civilian" agency.

Looks like Damage Control to me. A desk by the window and a title for a salary. Bye, Bye, Brownie. You're doing a heck of a job warming that chair.

via Alternate Brain, thanks, guys! Best news I've had all week...

posted by Jo Fish at 03:07 PM | Comments (5)



New use for US Constitution: wiping Beloved Leaders Ass

Apparently that's what the 1600 Crew thinks that document is good for. The Supreme Court is going to be hearing this case, and now more than ever it's time to block Roberts and any other nutcase nominees that Preznit Legally Insane is going to make.

A federal appeals court ruled today that the president can indefinitely detain a U.S. citizen captured on U.S. soil in the absence of criminal charges, holding that such authority is vital to protect the nation from terrorist attacks.
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Attorneys for Padilla and a host of civil liberties organizations blasted the detention as illegal and said it could lead to the military being allowed to hold anyone, from protesters to people who check out what the government considers the wrong books from the library.
The protections that the Founding Fathers wrote about and wrote into the Constitution were not just random thoughts they happened to scribble between leisurely lunches in 18th Century America. These fascists, and yes, that's what they are truly want to make Incurious George a tin-pot dictator who needs one-year paid of vacation for every four years "on the job" and I use that phrase loosely. [Four Hundred Thousand Dollars for being on vacation alone, and still wrecking the country.]

The reputation, as I understand it, of that Circuit Court in Richmond is that it's just slightly to the left of the SS Tribunals in Nuremberg during WWII, so this does not surprise me. But the fact that they could so blithely just wrap the Constitution around a toilet-paper roll and overnight it to the 1600 Crew sort of defies belief. Any judge from that court nominated by Fearful Leader to the O'Connor spot better get filibustered right out of the gate; they obviously have never read the Constitution, much less believe in it. So how could they interpret it?

We have already seen the direct result of an OJT-appointee in high public office, we don't need another one right now, thanks.

posted by Jo Fish at 11:51 AM | Comments (4)



Regrets...

He's had a few. Apparently, Colin Powell now feels really, really bad about his performance at the UN before the invasion of Iraq. Remember, that during/after Gulf War I, Powell was one of those who put the brakes on going to Baghdad and "completing" that "mission".

So Powell joined up with Beloved Leader and went off to the UN where he assured them that he had unimpeachable sources, he just couldn't tell everyone that it was Ahmed Chalabi...or he'd have been laughed out of there. Chalabi was well known by most players in the middle-east to be a shit bag of the first order.

So Colin sat there and said: "What, My Lai?".

It was Powell who told the United Nations and the world that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and posed an imminent threat. He told Walters that he feels "terrible" about the claims he made in that now-infamous address — assertions that later proved to be false.

When asked if he feels it has tarnished his reputation, he said, "Of course it will. It's a blot. I'm the one who presented it on behalf of the United States to the world, and [it] will always be a part of my record. It was painful. It's painful now."

Yeah, and apparently, not for the first time in the line of duty either. Now he feels bad, poor baby. I'll lose no sleep over that little revelation...

Oh, and by the way for the figuring-it-out challenged, Powell just admitted that the war in Iraq is based on a flat-out LIE.

posted by Jo Fish at 11:26 AM | Comments (8)



Phrase Matching

The Rovian Spin Machine is really, really good at coming up with cute little phrases that the well-coiffed, empty-headed anchors on Cable Stations (and Snott McCllelan) can toss off. Case in Point: Blame Game. Nice, short and to the point for the helmet-head anchor-doo types.

We need that too. So how about Accountable Action? As in, "Scotty, we won't play the Blame Game if you'll detail all administrations Accountable Actions". Would that work? How does it (or something like it) get out there for use?

Giving the Helmet-head anchor-doo corps easy-to-say phrases seems to be key to even placing in the PR races. D'Oh! Must get better at it...must get better at it...

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Busted

-note: this post got really long as I found more stuff and added it. If you read it before, check the bottom of the post, there may be new stuff...sorry for the interruption -

In most places 'padding' your resume and getting caught at it will get you fired...everywhere but here.

according to his bio posted on FEMA's website, was "serving as an assistant city manager with emergency services oversight." The White House press release from 2001 stated that Brown worked for the city of Edmond, Okla., from 1975 to 1978 "overseeing the emergency services division."
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...Brown was an "assistant to the city manager" from 1977 to 1980, not a manager himself, and had no authority over other employees. "The assistant is more like an intern," she told TIME. "Department heads did not report to him."
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Under the "honors and awards" section of his profile at FindLaw.com — which is information on the legal website provided by lawyers or their offices—he lists "Outstanding Political Science Professor, Central State University". However, Brown "wasn't a professor here, he was only a student here," says Charles Johnson, News Bureau Director in the University Relations office at the University of Central Oklahoma (formerly named Central State University).
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Under the heading of "Professional Associations and Memberships" on FindLaw, Brown states that from 1983 to the present he has been director of the Oklahoma Christian Home, a nursing home in Edmond. But an administrator with the Home, told TIME that Brown is "not a person that anyone here is familiar with." She says there was a board of directors until a couple of years ago, but she couldn't find anyone who recalled him being on it. According to FEMA's Andrews, Brown said "he's never claimed to be the director of the home. He was on the board of directors, or governors of the nursing home." However, a veteran employee at the center since 1981 says Brown "was never director here, was never on the board of directors, was never executive director. He was never here in any capacity. I never heard his name mentioned here.
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The FindLaw profile for Brown was amended on Thursday to remove a reference to his tenure at the International Arabian Horse Association, which has become a contested point.

Brown's FindLaw profile lists a wide range of areas of legal practice, from estate planning to family law to sports. However, one former colleague does not remember Brown's work as sterling. Stephen Jones, a prominent Oklahoma lawyer who was lead defense attorney on the Timothy McVeigh case, was Brown's boss for two-and-a-half years in the early '80s. "He did mainly transactional work, not litigation," says Jones. "There was a feeling that he was not serious and somewhat shallow." Jones says when his law firm split, Brown was one of two staffers who was let go.

"There was a feeling that he was not serious and somewhat shallow." Jones says when his law firm split, Brown was one of two staffers who was let go. Well, it seems that Preznit Lifelong Failure found himself a kindred spirit. No wonder he was so baffled by Nancy Pelosi's question, after all why would he want to fire someone whose employment record of professional achievment so nearly mirrors his own?

Up next: an revelation that the Harvard that John Roberts went to was actually the now-defunct Harvard A&T in West Pimple, Connecticut.

So, does the actual lying ever end with these people, or is it just sport now to see how much they can get away with day to day?



Update: so bear with me here as I do a little insomniac magazining about our friend "Brownie"...from a link over at TPM, I found this little gem, which is points to the Senate Comittee chaired by DINO Joe Lieberman, who never saw a Bush Ass he wouldn't happily tongue. In here is a 102-page PDF which covers Browns extensive 42 minute hearing. Now I'm not sure, but from what I have been reading in Time and elsewhere about Michael D. Brown's somewhat padded biography, might his sworn testimony included in the record of his hearing not be ummmm...perjury or something?
(b) What do you believe in your background or employment experience affirmatively qualifies you for this particular appointment?

During my early career in municipal government, I was actively involved in emergency service at the state and local government level, including police, fire, public works and public safety. I believe that my administrative and management experience in state government and large, international nonprofit organization has provided me with the requisite management skills to lead and direct the Federal Emergency Management Agency. In addition, my legal background includes the representation of emergency service personnel. Through this experience, I was responsible for handling labor, legislative and personnel issues relative to emergency services.

Finally, my tenure as FEMA's General Counsel has provided me with an understanding of the wide-ranging issues FEMA must handle.

Gee, he sounds like Quite A Guy, running a city-wide Emergency Services Program except, he didn't apparently. But he said he did under oath. Here's what the "employment" sections of his sworn testimony look like:
Employment record

February 2001 to present
Chief Operating Officer and General Counsel
Federal Emergency Management Agency
Washington, DC

(a bunch of non-governmentally related jobs)

Staff Director
Senate Finance Committee
Oklahoma Legislature
Oklahoman City, Oklahoma

1978-1980
Executive Secretary
Edmond Economic Development Authority
Economic Development Director
Edmond Chamber of Commerce
Edmond, Oklahoma

1975-1978
Assistant City Manager, Police, Fire and Emergency Services
Edmond, Oklahoma

10. Government experience: List any advisory, consultative, honorary or other part-time service or positions with the federal, State, or local governments other than those listed above.

1980-1982
City Councilman
Edmond, OK

1980-1988
Chairman, Treasurer, Board Member
Oklahoma Municipal Power Authority
Edmond, Oklahoma

For about five or so years in the mid-80s after he's graduated from Law School he lists himself as a sole-practioner of his own Law Firm in Enid Oklahoma after he got bounced by Jones, Gungol, Jackson, Collins and Dodd where his tenure was listed as being from 1982-1983. The senate committee report says that his financial disclosure information (assuming past tax returns too) are available at their Washington offices. I wonder what kind of bank old Brownie was doing in his wide-ranging practice of law there in Enid, OK?

This guy is the Fart in Church, no doubt about it...he's out there and no one is going to own up to this smell once people start to figure out he's a resume-padder extraordinaire. Didn't the FBI do any sort of checking-up on him, or was Lieberman so taken by Ben Nighthore Campbell and Wayne Allards glowing and totally bullshit introduction that he just let it go by as a chance to suck more Beloved Leader cock gratis?

What will we tell the children?

Note, I transcribed that directly from the PDF since that part of the Q&A is actually an image file in the document. Sorry in advance for any typos...

Update update: I can't find any reference through Google to this item listed in his sworn testimony

Michael D. Brown Hydroelectric Generation and Dam Project

Honors and awards: List all scholarships, fellowships, honorary degrees, honorary society memberships, military medals, and any other special recognitions for outstanding service or achievements.

Full Debate Scholarship
Southeaster Oklahoma University, 1973-1975

Michael D. Brown Hydroelectric Generation and Dam Project
Named in my honor by the Oklahoma Municipal Power Authority
Kay County, Oklahoma, 1988

Really? It doesn't show up (that I could find) in any searchable/readable Google documents or links. Anybody?

Update 3: On the Findlaw web page, which was updated 9/8/2005 he curiously has this listing:

Oklahoma City University School of Law, 1987 - Present
Adjunct Professor in State and Local Gov't. Law, Legislation

Chairman, Oklahoma Municipal Power Authority, Edmond, OK, 1980 - Present

Director, Foundation for Enid Education & Economic Develop., 1988 - Present

Director, Oklahoma Christian Home, Edmond, OK, 1983 - Present

Hmmmm...more misstatements?
B. Future Employment Relationships
1. Will you sever all connections with your present employers, business firms business associations or business organizations if you are confirmed by the senate?

As the current General Counsel of FEMA, I have already severed such connections effective February, 2001.

This might be unintentional, but given the ease with which this information could have been gotten by our multi-millionaire idiots in the Senate, why wasn't this even asked of Brown? All those are still listed as active, and yet more than three years ago, again under oath, Brown claimed all that was in the past...yet it was updated yesterday.

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SHOCK wave

The lovely and talented Cookie Jill over at skippy just sent me a great Flash file that's worth a look. It's called "Mission Accomplished".

Warning: Non-FEMA approved photojournalism involving recently deceased American Citizens left there by...FEMA.

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Thursday, September 8, 2005

Welcome

From a sort of one-off linkage, I've been getting visitors from a right-wing web site about an old post I wrote about Tom Ridge and his cashing in on his previous employment with the 1600 Crew as Chertoff's predecessor. I can only say one thing: I wish Ridge was back in charge, I think he was at least a leader who took some accountability for his actions. I'll bet he learned that when he was in the actual military, in actual Vietnam.

One person, in comments in another post asked me for my position on keeping an emergency supply of food and water in light of the Gulf Coast devastation. I have no problem with that, or with the basic tenets of the suggestion that Ridge made, "Be Prepared". All you need to do is live in the midwest before a snow storm to know that it's not a bad idea to stock up on a couple of days worth of essentials (why it's always toilet paper and milk, I have no clue) before a bad storm.

Stocking up on duct tape and plastic wrap? Aww c'mon, that's just a joke waiting to be written. And so I did, in my own skewed way...I don't know where the idea that I was riffing on keeping supplies of food and water on hand came from...

So in answer to my commenter who asked (and I'm answering here because he did me a favor in a round about way): I think being ready is never a bad idea. Would it have saved some lives on the Gulf Coast? Absolutely, if the house/pantry/garage is still standing and accessible.

But if it was flattened by 170 mph winds or is 10 feet under water, then all the advance logistics and preparation are just a fond memory.

posted by Jo Fish at 04:04 PM | Comments (4)



Supersized French Fries

Now that Preznit Avoids Accountability has sent Justice French Fry on to replace the still-dead Guillermo Rehnco, the passive-for-too-long Senate Democrats are finally showing a small, almost nano-vetebral growth.

In 1990, the Federal Communications Commission asked the first Bush administration to defend a policy aimed at encouraging more minority ownership of broadcast stations. As the number two man in the solicitor general's office, John G. Roberts Jr. played a critical role in the government's decision to reject the request, according to documents that came to light yesterday.
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The White House, however, has refused to turn over memos and other documents Roberts wrote during that time frame, contending it would have a chilling effect on the advice the government receives from its lawyers. Meanwhile, Roberts has argued that the positions he took on behalf of the government were not necessarily his own.
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But with Republicans in firm control of the Senate and Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) opposed to the request, all Democrats can do is urge the White House to reconsider.
Then you know what, you assholes put a Hatch-Hold on his nomination. You get together and filibuster his ass. You are charged with looking out for the welfare of our country, not glad-handing soulless asswipes like Roberts, just because they wear nice suits and graduated from Harvard.

There are serious racial issues coming out of the remnants of the Crescent City and indeed all up and down the Gulf Coast in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Now is not the time to get steamrollered once again by a politician whose political life support includes orchestrated attacks on the storm victims, some of the poorest Americans who were and are the least able to defend themselves.

Roberts is that genial, whitebread under-the-radar rascist, some of whose 'best friends are colored', whose tickets have been punched by loyal service to his master, Beloved Leader. His concern for people of color is displayed in his adherence to his party's doctrince of benign neglect for anyone not White, Wealthy and Worldly, that is to say his concern is only that his social order not be upset by those who might need assistance from the Federal Government at any point in their lives if they are not involved in Federal Corporate Welfare.

Hold him or filibuster him. It doesn't matter a whit to me. If the 1600 Crew refuses to produce every single document asked for in a timely manner, then allowing Roberts on the court because of some allegiance a mythical "collegiality" is akin to handing the country over to the forces of darkness for the next three or more decades. And short of impeaching him later, crying about shoulda-coulda-woulda years from now won't do a damn thing other than waste valuable oxygen my kids might need to breath.

posted by Jo Fish at 02:04 PM | Comments (4)



Best Line of the day

From John over at AmericaBlog:

And note that Bush's rating on Katrina is 36% positive, 61% negative. Those are the REAL polls, folks. The only people supporting him are the FOX News/Pat Robertson borg. Screw them, we don't need more than 61% to win, and we need to stop focusing on the fact that 36% of Americans like Bush - they'd like him even if he ate their children.
Now there's an image to sell, Preznit Nap Time and Darth Cheney settling down to a nice meal of roasted...well you get the picture.

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From TBogg

Introducing...well, go read it.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Bwa hahahahaha

Y'all can put lipstick on a pig, but at the end of the day, it's still a p-i-g pig.

Barbara Bush was making "a personal observation" when she said poor people at a relocation center in Houston were faring better than before Hurricane Katrina struck, President Bush's spokesman said Wednesday.

Scott McClellan, the White House press secretary, did not answer directly when asked if the president agreed with his mother's remarks.
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McClellan, at the White House briefing, said: "I think she was making a personal observation on some of the comments that people were making that she was running into. ... But what we're focused on is helping these people who are in need."

As if Preznit Apron Strings were ever to gainsay Mommy. She only said what her son was thinking. After all, it's been pretty much proven I think, that particular behavior is learned. Like Mommy, Like Junior. Rove just won't let Scotty admit it in public, there's enough overt GOoPer racism these days propagated by the 1600 Crew to go around, no need to add fuel to an already smoldering fire.

posted by Jo Fish at 09:28 PM | Comments (7)



French Fry Lies

Interesting blip from a story in the Post. Specter talks to French Fry:

"I talked to him about consensus-building," the senator said. "He said that was something that he thought was important" and will be a priority if he is confirmed.
Any bets he's as interested in consensus-building as oh, say another Miserable Failure we all know and despise?

Consensus-building. The only consensus built in this government is whether or not to borrow sixty trillion or seventy trillion from Beijing to give more tax breaks to millionaire buddies of Beloved Leaders'.

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Comparison Shopping

Money, Money, where to spend the dough?

The administration of President George W Bush cut the $27.1 million budget requested by the Corps of Engineers for improving the levees in 2005 by more than 80% to $3.9 million, although Congress finally raised the grant to $5.7 million, compared to $10 million in 2001.

The $100 million 2005 budget requested by the Southeast Louisiana Flood control project was slashed to $16.5 million by Bush and Congress finally awarded $34 million to the scheme, compared to $69 million in 2001.

Hmmm. How very unfortunate, in light of events over the past ten days. But those republicans, they were looking for some gubmint to be a-drownin'.
In 2004, the U.S. Senate proposed its own $318 billion version of George W. Bush's $256 billion six-year transportation bill. Though it was stalled by the threat of a Bush veto, the so-called Safe, Accountable, Flexible and Efficient Transportation Equity Act (SAFETEA) had many supporters, among them House Transportation and Infrastructure chairman, Don Young (R-Alaska), whose state would receive $200 million for a mile-long bridge linking Ketchikan, Alaska with its airport, a five-minute ferry ride from town. Ketchikan's population at the time? 7,845.
Oh, baby. Let the Blame Game begin. Follow the money to show the motherfuckers where the skeletons are.

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BugWit

Bugman speaks. This is not the Blame Game.

DeLay added that Alabama and Mississippi did a much better job of responding quickly than Louisiana. Alabama and Mississippi have Republican governors. Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco is a Democrat.
Why, my friends it's called Personal Political Accountability, not that tendentious "blame" thing.

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My Bretheren, I Honor Them.

When I took my orders to go off and become a fling-wing phlyer after I won my Golden Leg-spreaders, one of the reasons I wanted to fly rotary-wing aircraft was because of the SAR mission and capabilities of helicopters. It's a great mission, which helicopters were built for. So when a couple of my brethern at NAS Pensacola went off and did a little people-savin' on their own, after a logistics run to drop off supplies, well the folks at Base Ops at NASP weren't too happy happy.

Two Navy helicopter pilots and their crews returned from New Orleans on Aug. 30 expecting to be greeted as lifesavers after ferrying more than 100 hurricane victims to safety.

Instead, their superiors chided the pilots, Lt. David Shand and Lt. Matt Udkow, at a meeting the next morning for rescuing civilians when their assignment that day had been to deliver food and water to military installations along the Gulf Coast.

"I felt it was a great day because we resupplied the people we needed to and we rescued people, too," Lieutenant Udkow said. But the air operations commander at Pensacola Naval Air Station "reminded us that the logistical mission needed to be our area of focus."

The episode illustrates how the rescue effort in the days immediately after Hurricane Katrina had to compete with the military's other, more mundane logistical needs.
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The two lieutenants were each piloting a Navy H-3 helicopter - a type often used in rescue operations as well as transport and other missions - on that Tuesday afternoon, delivering emergency food, water and other supplies to Stennis Space Center, a federal facility near the Mississippi coast. The storm had cut off electricity and water to the center, and the two helicopters were supposed to drop their loads and return to Pensacola, their home base, said Cmdr. Michael Holdener, Pensacola's air operations chief.

"Their orders were to go and deliver water and parts and to come back," Commander Holdener said.

But as the two helicopters were heading back home, the crews picked up a radio transmission from the Coast Guard saying helicopters were needed near the University of New Orleans to help with rescue efforts, the two pilots said.

Out of range for direct radio communication with Pensacola, more than 100 miles to the east, the pilots said, they decided to respond and turned their helicopters around, diverting from their mission without getting permission from their home base. Within minutes, they were over New Orleans.

"We're not technically a search-and-rescue unit, but we're trained to do search and rescue," said Lieutenant Shand, a 17-year Navy veteran.
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Seeing people on the roofs of houses waving to him, Lieutenant Udkow headed in their direction. Hovering over power lines, his crew dropped a basket to pick up two residents at a time. He took them to Lakefront Airport, where local emergency medical teams had established a makeshift medical center.

Meanwhile, Lieutenant Shand landed his helicopter on the roof of an apartment building, where more than a dozen people were marooned. Women and children were loaded first aboard the helicopter and ferried to the airport, he said.

Returning to pick up the rest, the crew learned that two blind residents had not been able to climb up through the attic to the roof and were still in the building. Two crew members entered the darkened building to find the men, and led them to the roof and into the helicopter, Lieutenant Shand said.
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While refueling at a Coast Guard landing pad in early evening, Lieutenant Udkow said, he called Pensacola and received permission to continue rescues that evening. According to the pilots and other military officials, they rescued 110 people.

The next morning, though, the two crews were called to a meeting with Commander Holdener, who said he told them that while helping civilians was laudable, the lengthy rescue effort was an unacceptable diversion from their main mission of delivering supplies. With only two helicopters available at Pensacola to deliver supplies, the base did not have enough to allow pilots to go on prolonged search and rescue operations.
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Dozens of military aircraft are now conducting search and rescue missions over the affected areas. But privately some members of the Pensacola unit say the base's two available transport helicopters should have been allowed to do more to help civilian victims in the days after the storm hit, when large numbers of military helicopters had not reached the affected areas.

In protest, some members of the unit have stopped wearing a search and rescue patch on their sleeves that reads, "So Others May Live."

I'll tell you one true thing: Navy Helicopter Pilots live for this shit. A SAR is almost the Holy Grail of being a rotorhead. I don't know if Mister Holdener is a helo driver or a fixed-wing guy assigned to NASP, my guess: fixed wing.

These two guys did a good thing GREAT THING, they went in and helped out when some Coasties asked for assistance, and since they likely did not have HF radios on board, they couldn't call back to NASP while airborne to ask for permission to continue their SAR ops. But they did when they stopped for gas, and were granted permission to carry on; exactly what they should have done.

Now they're in hack for not being "team players" on someone's team (gee, wonder whose) FEMA. Someone who's still in the Naval Helicopter Association ought to nominate these guys and their crews for a SAR award next year...they went and did it.

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From one mizzerable failure to another

Preznit Safety Net went off to eulogize the moldering corpse of William Rehnquist today. Rehnquist, who never met a quasi-fascist argument he couldn't support will be buried in Arlington, a place for Heroes, not Zeroes like him. Here's Preznit Fumble Fuck:

"We remember the integrity and the sense of duty that he brought to every task before him,"
Yeah, like this task:
Lito Pena is sure of his memory. Thirty-six years ago he, then a Democratic Party poll watcher, got into a shoving match with a Republican who had spent the opening hours of the 1964 election doing his damnedest to keep people from voting in south Phoenix.

"He was holding up minority voters because he knew they were going to vote Democratic," said Pena.

The guy called himself Bill. He knew the law and applied it with the precision of a swordsman. He sat at the table at the Bethune School, a polling place brimming with black citizens, and quizzed voters ad nauseam about where they were from, how long they'd lived there -- every question in the book. A passage of the Constitution was read and people who spoke broken English were ordered to interpret it to prove they had the language skills to vote.

By the time Pena arrived at Bethune, he said, the line to vote was four abreast and a block long. People were giving up and going home.

Pena told the guy to leave. They got into an argument. Shoving followed. Arizona politics can be raw.
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The guy Pena remembers tossing out of Bethune School prospered, too. Bill Rehnquist, now better known as William H. Rehnquist, chief justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, presided yesterday over a case that centers on whether every vote for president was properly recorded in the state of Florida.

In his confirmation hearings for the court in 1971, Rehnquist denied personally intimidating voters and gave the explanation that he might have been called to polling places on Election Day to arbitrate disputes over voter qualifications. Fifteen years later, three more witnesses, including a deputy U.S. attorney, told of being called to polling places and having angry voters point to Rehnquist as their tormentor. His defenders suggested it was a case of mistaken identity.

If it walks like a duck, and quack likes a duck and lives in a pond, it sure as hell isn't a giraffe. Rehnquist was a useful and obscure soldier for Nixon, who appointed him to the court, where he stayed to help tilt politics in America back towards the 12th Century dominionist worldview of a business-centric "I've got mine" America so beloved by the 1600 Crew. He might have been a nice guy, but he doesn't belong in Arlington nor should he be remembered as a man who stood up for Americans who aren't like Beloved Leader in thought or deed.

Thanks to TBogg for the lead to that story.

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If you only read thing today...

Make it this.

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Once upon a time

The Government did not tell the media what to report, or not report, sometimes they really, really wanted to but there was this little thing called the First Amendment, in a quaint document called the 'Bill of Rights'. In modern times, the Media is all about Access, and the government is all about Granting Access. Access has all kind of perks, like big salaries for those who have it, and lots of face-time on camera to make you a "star" and best of all, a Nickname from America's Worst President Ever, because Nicknames make you feel like you have "Insider Access".

So now when stories need to be told, the government says "tell this, but don't tell that" and those with Insider Access dutifully and gravely nod their heads and say "OK, we won't because we want to keep our multi-million dollar salaries, and our fame and most of all, our Nicknames at events where we get to see the Naked Emporer in person."

The U.S. agency leading Hurricane Katrina rescue efforts said Tuesday that it does not want the news media to photograph the dead as they are recovered.
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"We have requested that no photographs of the deceased be made by the media," the spokeswoman said in an e-mail.
Once upon a time, before Insider Access and big salaries and Nicknames, that was called Prior Restraint. Or perhaps that was just a Fairy Tale.

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[sarcasm] No Way...[/sarcasm]

This just in (my emphasis).

One week after the hurricane inflicted devastation of biblical proportions on the Gulf Coast, Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said the total tab for the federal government may top $150 billion. At the same time, senators in both parties said they suspect price gouging by oil companies in the storm's aftermath.
The totally out-of-touch senators, whose human contact in America apparently seems restricted to staffers and Lobbyists are just now figuring that out? Even the language of their statement "suspect price gouging", ummm, Fucking Duh.

Perhaps it's time to help fund the long-term hurricane recovery recovery efforts with a Windfall Profits Tax that by law can't be passed on to consumers in future energy prices. That might make them think twice before gouging and raise a little cash for the massive efforts that will be undertaken in the future...

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005

Eatin' Some Zucchini

Jon Stewart on The Daily Show was absolutely devastating tonight. If you can catch it in reruns, or watch the feed from Comedy Central, make some time in your day to do it. His use of humor to bitchslap the republicans, especially Michael Brown and Preznit Knows Nothing were classic.

Ed Helms doing the best imitiation of Beloved Leader: "We're Zucchini eaters; we eat Zucchini". (Beloved Leaders statement: "We're problem solvers, we solve problems".) Thinking back on that riff from Helms, I can just hear Preznit Always AWOL when he made one of his few, actual flights in the TANG: "My airspeed is slow, I've got slow airspeed"...no wonder they sent him for remedial training then grounded his sorry ass.

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Rhymes with Plame

Hey Kids! It's the new 1600 Crew BLAME GAME. Todays press gaggle with Scotty-scotty-bo-botty-bonana-fana-fo-fotty-mi-my-mo-motty Scotty:

Q I'm asking a direct question. Is he confident --

MR. McCLELLAN: We're going to remain focused on the people.

Q -- that he can secure the American people in the event of a major terrorist attack?

MR. McCLELLAN: We are securing the American people by staying on the offensive abroad and working to spread freedom and democracy in the Middle East.

Q That's a talking point. That's a talking point.

MR. McCLELLAN: No, that's a fact.

Go ahead.

Q No, it's not. And you think people who are watching this think that's -- from what does he derive that confidence, based on the response --

See, it's the BLAME GAME when it's the media's asking a legitimate question like: "What would happen there were a major terrorist attack tomorrow, would DHS/FEMA respond the same way as they have last week?", and expects any substantive answer at all...on the other hand, it's never too early to begin Swift-Boating Governor Blanco, or Jefferson Parish President Broussard, or any of the other unfriendly elected officials in Louisiana who will be facing actual constituents, not photo-op Potemkins like Preznit Wholly Incompetant, and have to do actual work and be actually accountable.

Read the gaggle, between Valerie Plame and Hurricane Katrina, some of the press corpse might have awakened from their kewl-kidz stupor.



Holy Crap, I missed this exchange:
Q But why didn't he -- but why weren't teams deployed to the Convention Center? Why weren't teams deployed to the Superdome? Why were people without water, without food? Why was there looting in New Orleans for survival? And you're talking about zero tolerance. Why did these things happen over a period of days, and you start seeing Mr. Brown on the air talking about he didn't know about the Convention Center and other things. Why?

MR. McCLELLAN: Look, you're getting into all the after-action analysis, and I can't tell you all the --

Q And you're saying there is not a blame game, but you open the door to the response --

MR. McCLELLAN: I can't tell you that everything you said is factually correct, and they've got -- we've got to look at all the facts. We've got to determine what worked, what didn't work, and apply -- (my em)

Was fucking Mcclellan living under a rock last week? Talk about detachment from reality "can't tell you that everything you said is factually correct". This quote pretty much symbolizes the whole 1600 Crew attitude towards the whole thing.

"We didn't See It. Therefore, It Didn't Happen"

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Giveaways, cont'd...

So, put on your ancient history hats...everybody remember Kelo, and how the Supreme Court says it's OK to bulldoze your house to put up a shopping mall, or hotel or some other tax-producing entity, because, well, developers gotta eat...

Some states and cities are reacting to the outrage of local citizenry by well, reacting. By passing legislation that forbid the kind of 'takings' that Kelo specifically allows...except (and you knew there was an exception, right?)...

The Institute for Justice, a Washington-based libertarian think tank, said that hundreds of local governments around the country are also debating new ordinances to restrict the use of eminent domain. Many have passed laws this summer barring any seizure of private property for commercial development. Other cities are tightening the conditions that could authorize such seizure.

Several members of Congress have introduced legislation that would bar federal financing for any local government project that condemns property for a commercial development. But Congress did authorize governments to condemn property for the benefit of energy companies in the new energy bill that President Bush signed last month.

I wonder how that's gonna play in as gas prices go up, up, up. Remember that when an energy company decides to take your property and charge you $5.00/gallon to go to the courthouse to argue about it, well, you've just been Dicked by Preznit Dry Hole.

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The Metaphorical Bathtubs of Government

There's been a lot of discussion around blogtopia (y! sctp! now give him a buck or two for royalties for Hurricane charities) about the past 25 years of conservative repudiation of governments role in everything. Except your bedroom. The prevailing wind has been from both ends of Pennsylvania Ave to sail along with the Grovel Nosetwist philosophy of "drowning government in the bathtub", which by itself brings up some frightening allusions to child-abuse right there.

The two and a half decades of tax-cutting institutional madness have led us to one thing: a government that can pour money into the pockets of its friends and campaign contributors, a government which prizes form over substance and the leadership of that government is so corrupt that it has to hide its own misdeeds from an even purportedly "friendly" congress, eschewing oversight at every turn.

So when a natural disaster the size of Katrina hits, what's been the value proposition for the residents of a state which has roundly supported the politics an policies of 'drowning the government in a bathtub'?

Tent cities aren't a happy option, but neither is haphazard improvisation. Is the problem the Bush administration's ideological fervor for small government? Does the White House really believe that primary responsibility should fall on volunteers, church groups and individuals? Or is it just stunning incompetence and lack of foresight?
Over the past two and a half decades, the republicans aided by Democrats who speak so well from both sides of their mouth have submerged our government in that bathtub, and in doing so, managed to drown the weakest and most needy among in their moment of absolute desperation.

And now our President, whose moral and physical cowardice sets him apart from virtually any leader in modern times, save perhaps the dictators of North Korea is attempting to politicize and deflect blame from himself, so he can continue to loot and pillage the government to allow the continued submersion of Federal Government in that metaphorical bathtub.

That submersion has become all too real to the displaced residents of New Orleans, and will be for the foreseeable future. I wonder how that will affect their view of metaphorical bathtubs and drownings in the 2006 elections and beyond?

quote from the Eugene Robinson

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Interesting

Commenter Jing Liang makes a most astute observation in comments:

Well, if one thing is different from 9/11, Bush can't use "national security" to keep things classified.
I certainly hope that's the case. If the I-Me Democrats in the House and Senate can get off their collective asses long enough to start making some noise, perhaps there won't be any 'classified' stuff from the Boy King's disaster.

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Monday, September 5, 2005

Foggy Bottom Dominionist

Well, this answers a few questions about how US Foreign Policy is shaped. Condi is a Dominionist.

...asked to say a few words from the pulpit, rice, a preacher's daughter, said: "the lord jesus christ is going to come on time." she added: "if we just wait."
I wonder if she gets to take those Ferragamo Pumps to the rapture?

via Skippy.

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Flying Fuck Alert

Now that Preznit Fluffing Arabians poll numbers are dropping, he's "cleared" his September schedule to "work" on the political damage inflicted by Katrina.

Blanco was not informed of the timing of Bush's visit, nor was she immediately invited to meet him or travel with him. Blanco's office didn't know Bush was coming until told by reporters. Bush spokesman Scott McClellan said the White House reached out to Blanco's office Sunday, but didn't hear back, and White House staff in Louisiana spoke with Blanco early Monday.

During his stop at Bethany, several people ran up to meet Bush as he and first lady Laura Bush wandered around the room. But just as many hung back and just looked on.

"I'm not star-struck. I need answers," said Mildred Brown, who has been there since Tuesday with her husband, mother-in-law and cousin. "I'm not interested in handshaking. I'm not interested in photo ops. This is going to take a lot of money."

Bush hasn't gone a day without a public event devoted to the storm and its aftermath. But none of those trips so far — nor appearances by several Cabinet members in the region — has quieted complaints that Washington's response to the disaster has been sluggish.

Preznit Pickle Licker could care less about the state of disaster recovery, the fate of the affected or anything else involved in Hurricane Katrina except for one thing: rebuilding his faltering image and finding a way to milk this for future fundraising efforts.

As far as the aftermath of the disaster, he could give a Flying Fuck, unless there's a way to manipulate the outcome/media/public perception for the benefit of the 1600 Crew.

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That other 1600 Crew mess

From Attaturk over at Rising Hegemon.

Abu Musab Zarqawi's foreign-led Al Qaeda in Iraq took open control of a key western town at the Syrian border, deploying its guerrilla fighters in the streets and flying Zarqawi's black banner from rooftops, tribal leaders and other residents in the city and surrounding villages said.

A sign newly posted at the entrance of Qaim declared, "Welcome to the Islamic Kingdom of Qaim." A statement posted in mosques described Qaim as an "Islamic kingdom liberated from the occupation."

Well, you know all that 1600 Crew policy works so well, that here it's actually birthed an "Islamic State" amidst the thousands of lives lost and billions of dollars spent.

Rove's next task: tying Zarqawi to Blanco. Then he'll pass on some "off the record" information purporting to have audio of them talking about the brilliant weather manipulation of Katrina by Al-Qaeda to embarrass Beloved Leader, followed by a Swift-boating of all the displaced persons as "Welfare Queens" who are just out to get something for nothing. Did I miss anything?

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Can Someone Buy Me a Powerball Ticket?

Called this one...time for a lottery ticket. Email me for the numbers, and I'll paypal you the cash.

President Bush announced this morning that he will nominate John G. Roberts as the 17th chief justice of the United States.
My one question is, how will Fat Tony and perhaps Curly Pubes Thomas take this? I have to believe that Scalia is going to put on a good show, but will not be overjoyed at losing out on the spot he's been angling for since he was appointed to the court. What's going to be interesting is watching his rulings from here on out.

I guess maybe Thomas and Scalia will just have to realize the most important thing of all, being a loyal retainer for the Bush Family Evil Empire just isn't enough. Being "their kind" of people is the last part of the equation. Kanye West wasn't blowing smoke out his ass at that benefit show. If you can't afford to shop at shi-shi designer boutiques, the price of admission is way too high for just casual entry into the circle of loyalists. If you aren't an Ivy-League eastern elite from old robber baron-industrialist WASP money, or your last name ends in a vowel, admission to the inner circle will never be forthcoming.

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Sunday, September 4, 2005

Smoking what, again?

Victor Davis Hanson, who calls himself a "military historian" has this wholly unbelievable piece of trash in the NYT this weekend.

We forget that once war breaks out, things usually get far worse before they get better. We should remember that 1943, after we had entered World War II, was a far bloodier year than 1938, when the world left Hitler alone. Similarly, 2005 may have brought more open violence in Iraq than was visible during Saddam's less publicized killings of 2002. So it is when extremists are confronted rather than appeased. But unlike the time before the invasion, when we patrolled Iraq's skies while Saddam butchered his own with impunity below, there is now a hopeful future for Iraq.
This whole column goes right along with an old Saturday Night Live skit: "If Spartacus had a Piper Cub", which I seem to remember they did when Kirk Douglas hosted the show. The had him in a Cub over a battlefield, directing the battle.

Hanson writes the entire column from a Bay Area opium den, I think. There is little of substance or reality, his entire column is nothing but cheerleading and urging "stay the course" apologia for a failed strategy for a preemptive war of the wrong choice(s).

I guess as a historian, it would be too much to ask that VDH remember one simple, historical fact: Saddam was Our Guy, before He Wasn't.

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The other donation

Frank Rich, as many have noted has hit another homer today, and he closes his column with this:

The answers to what went wrong in Washington and on the Gulf Coast will come later, and, if the history of 9/11 is any guide, all too slowly, after the administration and its apologists erect every possible barrier to keep us from learning the truth. But as Americans dig out from Katrina and slouch toward another anniversary of Al Qaeda's strike, we have to acknowledge the full extent and urgency of our crisis. The world is more perilous than ever, and for now, to paraphrase Mr. Rumsfeld, we have no choice but to fight the war with the president we have.
One of the reasons that the 1600 Crew has been achieved so much success through mediocrity has been the way that it has effectively co-opted Congress at every step. Perhaps it's time to make a concerted netroots effort to reach out to Congress on both sides of the aisle and ask them to do a real bipartisan investigation of the 1600 Crew malfeasance in the wake of Katrina. Real committees, doing real investigations with real powers. If they want to Inerrant Boy to testify, then it's on the record, with no immunity, if they want any "exectutive" branch officials, same deal.

Clearly, the cronyism and incompetence of the DHS is not making anyone any safer. The color-coded joke scale was a cute attempt to show that they were "doing something", when in fact they were doing nothing at all. Except inspecting my shoes at airports.

This is an issue that affects every elected representative, regardless of party...the next Katrina or 9/11 may be coming to your state or district. If you only want to sniff the Preznit's butt crack for a few laurel and hearty handshakes and leave your constituents in the same shape as the residents of New Orleans, knowing that you could have taken postive action now, instead of dancing to the tune of Denny Hastert, Tom Delay and Bill Frist, re-election might be the least of your worrys one day...your family might be living in the next superdome, because when push comes to shove, starving, scared people aren't going to care who you're related to as they take what they need to survive.

I suspect that the moral cowardice of most congressional types on both sides of the aisle won't allow much questioning to be done. I hope I'm wrong. The 1600 Crew has already started the Swift-boats, not to save the destitute in New Orleans, but to make sure that their leaders never draw another breath in criticism of the Faultless, Blameless One.

Besides making that donation to a disaster relief organization, perhaps donating five minutes of time to call a congress person and demand real, honest-to-goodness oversight might make all the suffering have at least one positive outcome. Congress could do its job again.

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Can I get an A-Effing-Men?

From skippy:

to be fair, at least all of awol's buddies got your tax dollars for the homeland security contracts they were awarded. it's not like the last four years and billions of dollars have been completely wasted. we recommend you review your personal emergency kit. check battery supplies, etc. because, what awol has spent the last week demonstrating, is that when osama punks him again, we are all on our own. (my em)
Got that right...we're buying a generator (it's going to be our Christmas present) and more canned goods. I have little to no faith in the disaster preparednedss of the multi-billion dollar DHS. But hey, they're keeping those terrorist infants and shoe-bombers off the planes, right?

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Best line of the week

From Jane over at Firedoglake, concerning FEMA director Michael Brown:


"He's done a hell of a job, because I'm not aware of any Arabian horses being killed in this storm,"
Yup. Not a single Arabian horse killed, as far as we know...

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Pander-iffic

Does it get anymore blatant than this?

Beyond that, some Republicans said the perception among some blacks that the White House had been slow to respond because so many victims were poor and African-American undercut what had been one of the primary initiatives of the new Republican chairman, Ken Mehlman: making an explicit appeal for support among black voters, a constituency that has traditionally been overwhelmingly Democratic.
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But Mr. Bush, reflecting concern within the White House about the president's standing among blacks, notably said in his radio address that "we have a responsibility to our brothers and sisters all along the Gulf Coast, and we will not rest until we get this right and the job is done." (my em)
Is that just the Ultimate Pander, or what? Look for Condi to head down in her designer hip-waders to slog through the debris of a day-care center sometime before the end of September.

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Billions and Billions

Preznit Cant B. Blamed is once again seeking ways to blame everyone else but anyone in the 1600 Crew.

Bush, who has been criticized, even by supporters, for the delayed response to the disaster, used his weekly radio address to put responsibility for the failure on lower levels of government. The magnitude of the crisis "has created tremendous problems that have strained state and local capabilities," he said. "The result is that many of our citizens simply are not getting the help they need, especially in New Orleans. And that is unacceptable."
If it were possible, I suspect that Preznit Never Responsible would find a way to blame Lyndee Englund for the shitty performance of FEMA.

Simply amazing...

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Corrupt, Stupid and Criminal

How's that for a simple phrase to sum up the 1600 Crew and its political appointees over at FEMA? This is some of the most interesting reading of the day...

Born out of the confused and uncertain response to 9/11, the massive new Department of Homeland Security was charged with being ready the next time, whether the disaster was wrought by nature or terrorists. The department commanded huge resources as it prepared for deadly scenarios from an airborne anthrax attack to a biological attack with plague to a chlorine-tank explosion.

But Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said yesterday that his department had failed to find an adequate model for addressing the "ultra-catastrophe" that resulted when Hurricane Katrina's floodwater breached New Orleans's levees and drowned the city, "as if an atomic bomb had been dropped."

Preznit Fear Everything used and still uses Nine-Eleven as cudgel to bludgeon opponents of his corrupt and dysfunctional administration with every single day. The use of Nine-Eleven and the deaths that it brought have gotten Bunnypants more political mileage that any tragedy has gotten any American Politician before.

Chertoff says that "there was no adequate model" for a fucking hurricane hitting the continental US? The terrorists who struck on 9/11 were the exception, hurricanes have been getting generated out in the equitorial ocean every spring and summer since there have been oceans on this planet. They are a predictable, understandable phenomenon studied by scientists for decades with great accuracy and detail. For Chertoff to make such a claim makes him quite simply, a lying fuck like his boss Beloved Leader, and the director of FEMA.

Unfortunately, as most others have pointed out, both of them will probably get the Medal of Freedom and Bunnypants will head to Crawford for another vacation sometime before the end of September.

You gotta wonder, is there anything that the 1600 Crew won't lie about?

posted by Jo Fish at 11:50 AM | Comments (0)



Q?

The crew over at the Alternate Brain make a really really excellent point. Who the fuck cares if the Supreme Court is down two justices, (well one really, because O'Connor said she'll hang around until a replacement is sworn in). Preznit Pickle Humper has one consistent thing going for him in the five-plus years he's been in charge: Really, Really bad/shitty/awful/horrid appointments to everything. Chertoff, Brown, Rice, The entire NeoCon cabal, you name it. Roberts is just another hack lawyer who gave loyal service in the 2000 election debacle in Florida, suppressing the vote and constitutional process there.

Any Democrat who does not oppose both Roberts and whomever Preznit Foul Ball nominates for Recent Corpse Rehnquist (who, by the was also a hack lawyer appointed by Nixon) deserve neither our support, money, time or consideration. We need to start letting them know that NOW! Because sure as the sun comes up in the East, Preznit Eternal Vacation will start chatting up every Democrat who could filibuster a nomination with empty promises, cajolery, and ultimately threats as soon as the moldering corpse of Rehnquist is kicked into the ground at an over-priced funeral in the District.

posted by Jo Fish at 11:14 AM | Comments (0)



















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