Oh, Hillary you do have your moments...

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton invoked the Bible yesterday to criticize a stringent border security measure that, among other things, would make it a federal crime to offer aid to illegal immigrants.

"It is hard to believe that a Republican leadership that is constantly talking about values and about faith would put forth such a mean-spirited piece of legislation," she said of the measure, which was passed by the House of Representatives in December and mirrored a companion Senate bill introduced last week by Senator Bill Frist, a Tennessee Republican and the majority leader.

"It is certainly not in keeping with my understanding of the Scripture because this bill would literally criminalize the Good Samaritan and probably even Jesus himself," she said. "We need to sound the alarm about what is being done in the Congress."

You go Hillary...you've now just managed to earn yourself a subject line in a whole new RNC fundraising letter from Ken Mehlman: Sen. Clinton hates Jesus.

Jeebus.

Once upon a time, there was a Superbowl half-time show.

The pilot episode of "The Bedford Diaries," which concerns a group of college students attending a class on human sexuality, had already been accepted by WB's standards department. After the F.C.C. decision last week to issue millions of dollars in fines against broadcast stations, the network's chairman, Garth Ancier, contacted Mr. Fontana and asked him to edit a number of specific scenes out of the show, including one that depicted two girls in a bar kissing on a dare and another of a girl unbuttoning her jeans.

Now there's just paranoia. Way to go.

All for a tit, what George Carlin once described as "a friendly thing". Not for some folks, I guess. So much for the 1st Amendment. And tits.

Preznit Water Polo is off trying to shore up those sagging poll numbers (he doesn't read polls, right?). Right. Well, Unka Karl and the nervous republicans do. So they have the front-man for mangling the English language out there defending the indefensible, again.

"Let me put it to you this way: If I didn't think we'd succeed, I'd pull our troops out," Bush said. More than 2,000 supporters - including many active-duty military and their families - leapt from their seats and filled the gilded Capitol Music Hall with wild applause.

"I cannot look mothers and dads in the eye, I can't ask this good Marine to go into harm's way if I didn't believe, one, we're going to succeed, and, two, it's necessary for the security of the United States," Bush said.

Big Words from a man who can't seem to convince a single member of his own extended family of the value of military service in the CENTCOM theatre of operations, either Afghanistan or Mess O'Potamia.

Big Words from a man who wouldn't know the truth if it came up and bit him in the ass.

Big Words from a liar mean nothing. The American public is finally starting to figure that out. Finally.

The 1600 Crew, in it's quest for the zenith of silliness never fails to disappoint.

The Pentagon's defence scientists want to create an army of cyber-insects that can be remotely controlled to check out explosives and send transmissions.
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Darpa believes scientists can take advantage of the evolution of insects, such as dragonflies and moths, in the pupa stage.

"Through each metamorphic stage, the insect body goes through a renewal process that can heal wounds and reposition internal organs around foreign objects," its proposal document reads.
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A winning bidder would have to deliver "an insect within five metres of a specific target located 100 metres away".

The "insect-cyborg" must also "be able to transmit data from relevant sensors, yielding information about the local environment. These sensors can include gas sensors, microphones, video, etc."
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Darpa's previous experiments to get bees and wasps to detect the smell of explosives foundered when their "instinctive behaviours for feeding and mating... prevented them from performing reliably", it said.

I guess if Mothra shows up in downtown DC, we'll know who to blame. Right? Mothra v. Darth Cheney...I'd pay to see that one.

Preznit King George the Lesser:

President Bush acknowledged yesterday that the war in Iraq is dominating nearly every aspect of his presidency, and he served notice for the first time that he expects the decision on when all U.S. troops come home to fall on his successors.

To. The. Fucking. Bank.

So why are none of La Famiglia Bush even in the military, answers anyone?

Doesn't this just make you wanna puke? As always, someone else gets to clean up the incompetant fucker's mess, at some future date.

Tammy Duckworth, the Army helo driver who is running as a "Fighting Dem" for Henry "Infidelity'R'Me" Hyde's seat in Illinois is the victim of yes, the patented Democratic Circular Firing Squad. Last known victim: Iraq Vet and Marine, Paul Hackett.

Tammy Duckworth, the decorated Iraq war veteran who lost both legs in a grenade attack, was locked in a close race last night in her bid for the Democratic primary nomination to succeed retiring Rep. Henry J. Hyde (R) in Illinois's 6th Congressional District.
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With 26 percent of precincts reporting, Duckworth had about 44 percent of the vote, Cegelis about 40 percent and Lindy Scott, a Wheaton College Spanish teacher, about 16 percent.
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Cegelis sought to portray Duckworth as a political carpetbagger in the congressional district, a traditionally GOP bastion west of Chicago in DuPage County. Cegelis asserted that many residents resented that Duckworth lives in a home three miles outside the district and that she raised most of her $517,747 campaign war chest with the help of her national Democratic allies.

Just my humble opinion, but it sure looks like the Joe Lieberman Circular Firing Squad is at right shoulder arms, and awaiting instructions in Illinois.

Here's to hoping Major Tammy kicks her ass.

Important Update

My bad. Sorry.

1. Then there's this...
   
2. Christofacist Amerika
   
3. Big Words
   
4. Buggered?
   
5. Vomitus
   
6. The Circular Firing Squad Effect